evidently, I could not parry that boy.

myon - type-moon fan - risk of untagged nsfw

[myontasm]

[myontasm]

wanting to do an ultimate in FFXIV but unfortunately I'm cursed with "too employed" at the moment

[everythingfox]

Sound on

[tlirsgender]

When you get more objective about the way nature is & away from weird anthropomorphic carnivore slander it is a little funny when the baby sea turtles hatch and every other animal in like a ten mile radius goes "oh fuck yum one million mini sliders"

[tlirsgender]

[ID: a screenshot of the original post's tags that read, "#real turtleheads know this is a play on sliders (turtle emoji) which are a type of terrestrial turtle. but it's also tiny hamburgers #which seems apt. #this has been another episode of Joke Explainer" /end ID]

Keeping these actually. Necessary footnote for this post

[tlirsgender]

Watching a jaguar casually walk up to an adult sea turtle headed back to the water after laying her eggs and eat it like why am I in my sea turtle violence era and why are they like this. Adult sea turtles aren't especially easy to eat in the water they'll swim around with shark bites taken out of them like they're just chillin. And then on land they just kinda

[tlirsgender]

Jaguar watching a sea turtle on the beach: oh fuck yum 100 pound slider

[tlirsgender]

Also today I learned that since the jaguar scares off other smaller predators it's actually good for the sea turtle population if there are jaguars there. Cause less babies get eaten by Everything Else. I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

[tlirsgender]

Every other animal in like a ten mile radius: I'm gonna be honest I didn't even consider that a jaguar could be on the beach

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[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[kittycatblast]

guys you load into duty roulettes with

[moponpompom]

hey i noticed that when you called your pokemon back int its ball the red energy kind of wrapped around it shibari-style and it moaned instead of the normal thing

[moponpompom]

Sorry everyone it’s about klingklang

[myontasm]

[rabbitlegs]

it's that easy

[screenshotsofdespair]

[normaloperafan]

Anyone would.

[sourcreammachine]

[angel-advise]

[puniper]

Today is 4/20

you know what that means?

happy day to the juicy lucy

[test-norma1]

[myontasm]

im likes the runway walk emote :)

[myontasm]

the scions of the seventh dawn, in a cutscene: warrior of light! a new catastrophe is unfolding! we must stop it at all cost!

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