248 below zero

The heart has an intelligence of its own

[gsirvitor]

[bethhiraeth-deactivated20250818]

I have three modes of reading

Dont read

Read a 500 page book in a day

Read only fanfiction until my eyeballs drop out of my skull from exhaustion

[love4hobi]

= (Equal Sign) jhope, 2022

[namchyoon]

i'm so proud of bangtan and everything they choose to do 🥺 they don't have to tell us everything and don't owe us any explanations and yet they choose to, every single time, even when they're also clearly hurting 😭 i hope they find all the happiness they very much deserve and i'll be there supporting them every step of the way 🥺

[theygender]

Nail polish 2 hours after you apply it to your nails intentionally: oh no, a gust of air has lightly accosted me! I have been torn asunder and stricken from my resting place, I must leave this place at once!

Nail polish the millisecond you spill it on something accidentally: the essence of my being has been permanently bonded to this substance since the day I was born—atom to atom, body and soul. you could no sooner remove me from this wooden table than you could remove the ocean from its water

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[julyhighcry]

to want and be wanted

georges bataille / emily palermo / olivia laing / @chaandajaan / georges bataille / cj hauser / @kvetchkween / @nicholasbraungf / vi khi nao / silas denver melvin

[whitepeopletwitter]

It’s the multiverse theory

[whitepeopletwitter]

The bean jar

[barreboy]

[My Chemical Romance voice]: When I was…. a young boy… my Father… had what he called the bean jar…

[iridescentoracle]

have i mentioned recently @allieinarden is the best

[nso-csi]

160518 Tokyo Dome

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

i cant believe this

[sufficientlylargen]

You can’t believe it because it’s not true. Tumblr puts a comma after the thousands place, so an unedited screenshot would read “2,406 notes” - that’s how you can tell that this screenshot has been altered.

The actual post only got 42 notes. Someone made this forgery to make it look like more people follow the staff.

[everythingfox]

Strong bond

(via)

[catchymemes]

[vincentspork]

who’s putting washing machines in their kitchen

[fairy-islearchive-deactivated20]

British people, apparently

[reematheroamer]

tag with where you live and where your washing machines reside

[foulserpent]

women talkig about their cis boyfriends is literally like "hes soo goofy and funny, so well behaved! hes neutered and dewormed and has all his shots and is looking for his forever home"

[memewhore]

[hobeah]

26/30 days of Jung Hoseok ➝ just chilling ♡ vid cr. glitchyoongi

[yeonjune]

tomorrow x together ✙ minisode 2: thursday’s child - concept photo ‘TEAR’