I like Past!You

[toastbutteregg]

why is this so accurate does everyone do this?

[sidestepup2thestreets]

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

[sidestepup2thestreets]

je ™

[awed-frog]

flirting in the 21st century

[yehudah]

me: oh hey you like [special interest]?

someone: yeah, you know it??

me, vibrating so hard i begin to clip through the floors: yeah ive heard of it

[adhd-community]

Keep it cool. Dont freak them out. Nice and easy. Keep it casual. Oh God you’ve been talking this whole time. Stop. Please stop. Why.

[tealesbian]

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

[whitepeopletwitter]

Sibling goals

[theintrovertnation]

@introvertproblems

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[naprasno]

omg another exhausting day of doing the bare minimum

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

[sadunit]

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

[mysharona1987]

[unclefather]

[beigetype]

[memesandlaughs]

[threefreeze]

shakespeare was ahead of his time

[natashkashai]

reblog if baby don’t hurt me just played in your head in perfect tonality

[ruinedchildhood]