Makers Breath!

|Aiden=eye-din|28|Trans male|He/Him/His| |Homosexual|Pan romantic|USA|Connecticut|75% Puerto Rican 25%Scottish |warframe|Psn ID|Chroma_27| endureandsurvivewithsullyandnate.tumblr.com I'm super friendly and dont get offended very easily, and the truth is im a huge dork. so never be scared to shoot an ask my way. I also have a furry blog if you're interested in that sorta stuff. It's all clean so dont be afraid. KaigeSnowLeopard.tumblr.com

[bunnywand-archive]

wow.. 😔💔

[ragewrites]

okay, I know this is meant as a “funny ha ha” thing, but I couldn’t help myself:

[slygirlboy]

customer service lego lady is kinda bad 🤤

[slygirlboy]

hold on a sec guys phone call

[slygirlboy]

they are putting me down

[dykegoro]

Working w my jiujitsu instructor tonight and he's like "An important concept when practicing jiujitsu is tori-uke. The uke is the person on the receiving end of the technique" and I had to clamp my mouth shut so hard

[dykegoro]

Normal person: (uses standard Japanese athletic term)

Me (graduated summa cum laude from Yaoi University class of 2011):

[images-that-are-only-blessed]

[phillipfancypants]

Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

[cantsleeplogan-deactivated20200]

And unclench your jaw

[my-writer-jus-hates-the-clock]

If you need to use the bathroom you have to do that now

[immrbrightsideeee]

Please get that drink of water and remember your meds

[luxwing]

If you can’t remember the last time you showered/brushed your teeth here’s your sign to try and do those today

[toomanyfandoms2name]

Set an alarm for tomorrow if you need to!

[upsetgazette]

[tad-p0le]

I’ve just finished playing the Spyro reignited trilogy, and it really made me wanna draw Spyro, so I did, hope you enjoy!

[jaggedgrins]

I don't post my art a lot here, but here's some spyro bcs why not ✌️

[glisteringlord]

[alwaysgettingwhatyouwant]

i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.

[devinellekurtz]

Piplup outbreak!  Twitter | Instagram

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justsomerandomgaynerd]

[bae-guevara]

Is someone over on Reddit trying to make this happen as we speak?

[nudityandnerdery]

Also, if the sale collapses on Elon's side, he owes Twitter $1 billion. It'd be really funny.

[saydams]

[beaniebaneenie]

likes charge, reblogs cast

[ispyspookymansion]

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

[ispyspookymansion]

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

[fawllyn]

Shout out to trans people who are doing absolutely nothing. We are just out here.

[nodudeshutup]

love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

[nodudeshutup]

YOU

[catchymemes]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

My God they actually look like dogs now

[introvertbard]

Lord, the changes! DO PUGS NEXT!!!

[dusky-phantom]

ACTUALLY! A breeder in Germany started to breed healthier pugs called “retro mops” and currebtly ppl are trying to get AKC and UKC to recongnize them as the new standard.

heres the comparison:

[introvertbard]

Reblogging with updates! Healthy bulldogs AND healthy pugs! ❤️

[normal-horoscopes]

IF YOURE AN ENGLISH SPEAKER HERES SOMETHING YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW:

IN THE ORIGINAL ITALIAN, DANTE'S INFERNO RHYMES. THE ENTIRE THING.

[normal-horoscopes]

THE ENTIRE DIVINE COMEDY RHYMES.

HEARING MY ITALIAN PROFESSOR READ THE FIRST CANTO OUT LOUD IN THE ORIGINAL ITALIAN WAS A FORMATIVE EXPERIENCE FOR ME.

I COULDNT UNDERSTAND A WORD OF WHAT WAS BEING SAID BUT EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE ROOM WAS HIT WITH THE SUDDEN AND INTENSE FEELING THAT THE PERSON WHO WROTE THESE WORDS WAS A MASTER OF THEIR LANGUAGE.

IT IS FAIR TO CALL THE DIVINE COMEDY TRANSCENDANT IN ITS BEAUTY.

[cromodinamica]

* not just rhyme its uhmm all lines have 11 syllabes and it rhymes like ABA BCB CDC etc etc etc for EVER very good

[normal-horoscopes]

ITS A POETIC FORM CALLED TEZRA RIMA THAT IS FAMOUSLY DIFFICULT TO USE WELL

AND MOST ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS DO KEEP VERY CLOSE TO THE ORIGINAL 11 SYLLABLE METER

[normal-horoscopes]

NEVERMIND POST CANCELLED

[normal-horoscopes]

NOTES OF THIS POST:

50% AWESTRUCK ENGLISH SPEAKERS

40% BAFFLED ITALIANS

9% PEOPLE WHO DONT UNDERSTAND THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RHYME AND VERSE

1% HUMAN PET GUY

[bookwormwinnetou]

... are u telling me that English translations don't follow the original rhyming

[normal-horoscopes]

TRYING TO MAKE THE DIVINE COMEDY RHYME IN ENGLISH WOULD ABSOLUTELY BUTCHER IT

MOST ENGLISH POETRY IS BASED OFF ALLITERATION AND STRESS RHYTHMS BECAUSE ENGLISH IS A FRANKENSTIEN LANGUAGE WITH SO FEW RHYME GROUPS THAT RHYME OFTEN COMES OFF AS AWKWARD AND SING-SONGY

ITS WHY SHAKESPEARE IS SO IMPRESSIVE HE ROUTINELY MANAGED TO BEAT ENGLISH INTO SHAPE LONG ENOUGH TO RHYME FOR TEN WHOLE LINES WHILE MAKING IT SOUND PERFECTLY NATURAL

[gailcarriger]

Although, to be fair, Shakespeare often did this by making up new words. Because, fuketh iteth