ostrich [telepathically]: egg no for sale

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[miamaimania]

“Salvation Mountain” (2016) ∿ Jules de Balincourt — oil and acrylic on panel

[itscolossal]

Irene Saputra Invents Elaborate, Playful Outfits in Her Vibrant Embroideries

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[muzantropic]

Abandoned Planetarium (Pink Planet House) Solnechnoye Sanatorium. Leningrad Region, Russia

Lenproekt, 1965

[miamaimania]

“Écriture 30” (1976) ⏥ Jo Delahaut · Canvas, 114 × 105 cm

[maisons-et-chateaux]

Talewaki Ni, ‘Cholet’, créé et dessiné par l’architecte Freddy Mamani, à El Alto, Bolivie, 2018.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

many things that end up being evolutionarily advantageous are also things that have significant costs. for instance, the human spine and pelvis

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[sidlingmooselike]

"I asked ChatGPT"

Well I asked Shawn Spencer and he pressed his fingers to his temples and said he was getting a vision

[jareckiworld]

Carlos Aires — Reflections in a Golden Eye VIII [uvi print on inox metal & gold finishing, varnish, paint, black polycarbonate hanging pieces, magnets, 2023]

[dwinkus]

peasant visionary: & then it stood before me, a towering wheel of flame that beheld me with 10,000 shimmering eyes!

me: idk man it still sounds like an ocular migraine

peasant visionary: #MyGrain

[lesbianjaxsondart]

if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on

[tomatoluvr69]

Get enough sleep get enough fiber get enough iron wear sunscreen every moment of every day dont get dehydrated don’t slouch brush perfectly floss too keep your tires full of air get your oil changed check your brakes and alignment get new tires get your yearly inspection get your yearly pelvic exam remember your flu and covid shot research the candidates for district attorney take your recycling to the curb on the right day try to limit red meat, alcohol, ultra processed food, sugar and sitting down don’t use screens before bed exercise constantly you’re not socializing or being touched enough meditate daily make sure your clothes are constantly acceptable wash your hair before there’s even a hint of grease don’t have any unsightly hair anywhere don’t drink foo much coffee or sugary drinks or carbonated drinks or anything with citric acid or your teeth will rot change your sheets every few days and your pillowcases daily and you should be also throwing out your pillows every year or two apparently don’t use any kind of cutting board due to the unique drawbacks of each available kind walk 15 min after every meal don’t eat right after brushing but also don’t brush thirty minutes after eating yet somehow brush your teeth every morning and be on time for work also and make sure you’re weight training and make sure you’re doing everything you can to prevent eventual osteoporosis and arthritis moisturize your skin every day keep your prescriptions filled try to avoid being stressed at all costs because it’s the silent killer prioritize your mental health but don’t let any of these habits slip and don’t lose your important documents and keep the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector fresh and deep clean your fridge often and clean your entire house often and exchange pleasantries with every acquaintance and keep yourself polished and presentable at work and stretch before bed every night and buy new kitchen sponges when they wear out and make sure you have laundry detergent and dish soap and olive oil and only eat healthy fats and make sure you’re doing everything to prevent the skyrocketing rates of colon cancer in young people and soak all your berries so that they actually get clean and wash all your produce and buy organic so you aren’t ingesting four million pesticides and avoid animal products but also eat a lot of lean meat and dairy for the protein and eat 30g of protein at every meal and prioritize whole grains and complex carbohydrates and moderate your sugar intake and replace your toothbrush every six months and your running shows every 90 miles clean your car out often and make sure no one smashes your tail light in the parking lot and keep a printout of your up to date proof of insurance in your glovebox even if you don’t own a printer and put a sizeable portion of each paycheck into retirement portfolio replace your windshield wipers and close your kitchen down every night and eat two servings of dark leafy greens per day and do all of this and still get enough rest so that you’re able to give the 40 hour workweek your all. And if you fail to do any of these things you’re a disgusting failure slob

[junglejim4322]

People really underestimate the power of just telling someone you like them. romantically obviously but hell even just platonically too. You can admit you enjoy peoples presence it doesn’t have to be mind games it’s okay to just be sincere and true with your thoughts and intentions btw

[lollytea]

My cow had a baby IF YOU CARE!!!!

[lollytea]

Lets glare at the intruder with Mama

[menoftiktok]

Bearly Athens Pool Party 2023

[kalloocallay]

first time I think I've seen someone with my shape body being admired.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

@biglawbear

[thetetra]

I'm a cis het guy who is absolute man candy and I didn't know how much I needed to see this. I feel down right pretty.

[recovering-redditor]

It’s super affirming, isn’t it? Just seeing men with any body fat being specifically celebrated for their attractiveness.

[thetetra]

I have a real hard time working up the courage to act attractive to my girlfriend who finds me wildly attractive and like it causes problems because I just do NOT believe in myself and I feel like I'm eternally not attractive despite a woman whom I love telling me otherwise... and this really helps

[menoftiktok]

I read a lot of the replies to my posts and this is legit one of my favs.

[hachama]

The duck print speedo is my favorite part. The whole video is great, and the joy and humor is part of the sexiness. But man. That duck print. I love.

[sunscall]

two idiots telling each other "exactlyyyy"