"the key is to keep these bitches in the red, they want you more when you ignore them.â
 Right now, one of you reading this is stressing over ONE man that wouldnât even answer if you were to call right now. Sure he likes you, but he doesnât like you as much as you like him. You call, he texts back. He tells you he misses you, but only wants to see you during nut-bussing hours. Heâs not bae, heâs just another nigga, but you wonât allow yourself to see that. Â
Why the fuck are you filling your rosters with losers that think dropping Flame emojiâs on your Instagram pics is putting in work? Yes, you have four twitter niggas and ten snapchat suckers trying to fuck you, but how many men do you have actively trying to real life date you? Youâre so this and youâre so that, but where is your quality roster?Â
As men, we can like a girl a lot, but we will still continue to live our life as if she doesnât exist. Sure, the girl we like the most pops in our head often, but it doesnât stop us from pulling other girls or hanging out with our boys to the point where we forget to even call that girl. Men understand that only having one option makes that option more attractive than it may truly be because there is nothing to compare her to.
When you have 4 men who are just as cute as Steve trying to get with you, Steve may still be in the top spot, but you donât have time to obsess because these guys are starting to do things that Steve doesnât, which in turn keeps your mind from becoming obsessive compulsive about how your name sounds with his last name. You shouldnât feel guilty about talking to more than one man, you should feel like itâs mandatory to keep your heart balanced.
Take out your phone right now.Â
Step one: Delete every man you wouldnât fuck sober.
Step two: Delete every man who doesnât work, drive, or doesnât have means to actually take you out.Â
Step three: Delete every man thatâs in the ânot looking for a girlfriend, letâs take it slow, Iâm sorry my baby moms called you,â box.
 Last Step: If there are any men still standing in your phone, call them up and do the âRight Nowâ test. Hey, whatâs been good? Thatâs cool⊠I want to go out to eat tonight, what time are you free to pick me up? Thatâs all you have to say. If you get any answer other than a time and place, then delete his ass. No more of having someone to talk to just to have someone to talk to. Either these dudes are trying to win you over or theyâre just hanging around, and last time I checked your pussy wasnât a liquor store so why the fuck do you need bums loitering?Â
