yello.

[mileycyrus]

[adssdfsxd-deactivated20131223]

[daniellethebaehaim]

[stability]

[painbitteranguishdeathmurderblah]

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[black-eye-friday]

[harrownonagesimus]

it’s him

it’s the theater thug

[harrownonagesimus]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Yesterday on April Fools, Brazzers should have made a video where a hot pizza delivery guy delivers pizza to a sorority house and leaves normally

[hottiegotanewblog-deactivated20]

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

friday the 13th on april fools this year 😳😳

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

[naotakunn]

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

[surprisebitch]

i need an update omg. did she reply?

[cravings]

those people who say they’re ugly but actually they’re super attractive

[adrianshidden]

I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon

[a-creepy-weirdo-has]

I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.

[adrianshidden]

how is that racist

[peachraptor]

they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen

[preservable]

[pupptea]

[pperceptual-deactivated20180813]

i h8 when youre sad and u wanna talk to someone about it but at the same time you dont wanna annoy anyone so u just sit there doing whatever and u feel like everyone thinks ur annoying and u start questioning if your friends even like u or not