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@mysillygf
food poisoning
Her: my stomach feels weird
Me: Yeah I think that turkey you bought for lunch was old. I almost threw up.
Her: It's okay. The last time I got food poisoning I lost 3 pounds. It's all part of the plan.
Me:
(just walks away).
Nutrition Challenge
today, she went to the gym and saw all the personal records (PRs) on the walls so she got super inspired. The next time she went to the gym, They started a nutrition challenge for healthy eating to eat more fruits and vegetables. Then she went home and was super pumped up by all the records so she ate 4 bags of chips! It was a new PR for her!
Meeting IRL
today a new coworker joined her team.
coworker to silly gf: wow, you are actually normal-looking!
her: uh, nice to meet you too??
coworker: I found your blog online and every post is about food. So, I expected you to be super fat.
Losing Weight
today she signed up to try HIIT School. The first activity was weigh-in. Then she started doing twisting situps, but then her tummy felt weird so she had to stop and go poo. She came back at the end to do another weigh-in. And she lost 2 pounds. Even though she skipped the exercise.
Changing with the Seasons
Yesterday
Her: You're so warm! I could stay with you forever.
Today
Her: IT'S HOT! GO AWAY!
Going to a Potluck
Her: My friends invited me to a potluck.
Me: Ha, you don't cook anything. What will you bring?
Her: I don't know. I signed you up to bake a cake.
Getting Her Phone
Her: I think I left my phone in the car. Can you go get it?
Me: Okay.
(5 minutes later)
Me: I don't see it in the car. Are you sure it's not in your back pocket?
Her: It's not in my pocket. Did you check the car charger?
Me: Did you check your OTHER back pocket?
Her: Oh, that's why this seat was so uncomfortable.
Eating Oranges
Me: Where did the oranges go?
Her: I threw them away. They went bad.
Me: Are you sure? They look fine to me.
Her: They look weird inside.
Me: These are blood oranges. They are supposed to be red and purple inside.
Her: Well, I'm not familiar with these oranges.
Me: Maybe you should try one.
Her: Okay, they are pretty good.
Checking Plants
Her: There's only one kind of plant that exists in the front and back yards.
Her: And vice versa.
Eating Seaweed
Her: Seaweed is so good, it only has 20 calories!
Me: But that is per serving, and there are 5 servings in a bag.
Her: D'oh!
Eating Fries
Today we ate lunch at McDonald's. First she shared my fries. Then she ate her own fries.
Eating Cookies
Me: Which flavor is your favorite? There's strawberry, blueberry, and orange.
Her: Apricot!
Me: What? There is no apricot.
Her: I guess I imagined it.
Eating at McDonald's
Today we went to McDonald's for lunch and she was happy. Then she dropped her cheeseburger on the ground and was sad.
Rationalizing Chips
Her top reasons to eat chips: 1. "I haven't eaten them in forever*!" 2. "They are so good!" 3. "You weren't going to eat them anyways." 4. "I need my vitamins!" * Since last week
Losing Her Keys
Today she locked her keys in the car. She looked at them longingly through the window while pawing helplessly at the glass. Her whimpers for help were carried away by the harsh wind. It was a cold day.
Building a Nest
Today she took all my jackets and built herself a nest to hide in.
Peeling Fruit
Her: Oops.
Her: I peeled myself.