definitely a licensed wizard

[ mixt. apocrypha (they/them), un-deniably accredited thaumaturge, practicer of un-suspicious and legal magics, seeker of exclusively un-forbidden knowledge. member of the better wizard council. harry potter fans un-welcome. ] [ run by @nebulous-apocrypha (they/he). banner image by thomas kelley on unsplash. ]

[apocryphal-nebulae]

finally finished a rudimentary reference for mixt. apocrypha (my wizardposting oc over at @mystery-mage). also attached is a close-up on the drawing for it with and without color. feels good to be drawing digitally again

[oncillaphoenix]

these hips don't lie but the truths they tell are strange and disquieting

[quixotic-dragon]

Personal gold stars

[sandmandaddy69]

[octal-alchemist]

real wizard shit

[ycoil]

*snaps my fingers, and on some random freeway, a fuel tanker truck is instantly rotated 180 degrees*

[ycoil]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I keep sending them off on “boar hunts” together and wouldn’t you know? they keep coming back after with big smiles and boar heads and the unmistakable stench of brotherly camaraderie. what sick sad days are these!

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

CALL

1-800-WIZ-ARDS

Now!!!

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Why?

That’s a good question!

I have no idea!!!

It is NOT toll free though.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Lift your face to the sky and shout

1

800

WIZ

ARDS

at the universe. You will receive- something

And the toll later by secured mail

[escuerzoresucitado]

[zpires]

[ID: a meme of a wizard in front of a cauldron of blue fire. top text: you fool. bottom text: i cast poorly cropped image. the image is cropped poorly. /end ID]

[probablybadrpgideas]

Curse that puts you in a Cybertruck

[valtsv]

spellcasting isn't like academia it's like writing. spellcasting is about saying "you know what would be really fucked up?" and then making it happen anyway. because you can.

[valtsv]

my spellcaster's license has been revoked by the board of magical ethics .

[itsmissing]

design comm for a whalefall scavenger mage

[cannibalchicken]

[cody-welsh]

@gopsnippers

[gopsnippers-deactivated20241129]

[wizardsisananimal]

every time you reblog one of my posts another wizard spawns somewhere on this earth

[wizardsisananimal]

this post counts btw

[ashenmind]

god if there was a book of forbidden spells I wouldn’t even hesitate

[evilwizard]

me: Storytime—I Bought That Mysterious Amulet You Said Was Cursed ‼️‼️

my apprentice: why are you talking like that

me:

my apprentice: is it the curse

me: My Apology Video (I F*cked Up!) 😱 Should Have Listened To My Apprentice 😭

[wizard-at-large]

oh god oh fuck I cast Petrify Columbo but I swear I didn’t think it was gonna work oh geez

[mystery-mage]

greetings, every-one. a new year will soon be dawning upon us, and in preparation for it, i am embarking on a pilgrimage - one i have been making preparations for these past moons, hence my lengthy absences. i fear i can-not disclose the location to which i shall be wending my way to, but i can disclose the purpose of my peregrination: to convey wishes for the year to come. i am not limited to delivering only my own wishes, how-ever; in light of that, i would ask you, my fellow mages and magically-inclined individuals, for your own new year's hopes and dreams. i shall do my very best to keep them safe on my coming journey.