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“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

"how can you remember that" I remember Everything. unless I forget

shinzo abe day was incredible. still not over seeing all the rumours about what happened, joining everyone in wondering how the fuck a shotgun assassination could have happened in japan, and then seeing the first photo of the doohickey

omni-rhombus

Lemme look something up...

omni-rhombus

This is literally some Looney Toons level bullshit

captain-price-unofficially

Ah yes, the first Spanish astronaut

foone

coughloop

Don't let anyone tell you there isn't time for another smoke break. They're lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

coughloop

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

let brug cook

problemsleuth

i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

problemsleuth

unbutton your shirt and show off some cleavage and wear some sexy underwear and maybe then youll feel better.

problemsleuth

everything alright over there champ?

stellarsoular

dianalucifera

o spirit of thog i call upon u. assist me to not caare

acreaturecalledgreed

im going to start a new career where i hang out in dead mmos for the exclusive purpose of doing edgy artsy shit at randos and watching them make some massive rumor that im the leader of a satanist cult looking for victims or some shit

pseudomantis

Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results

pseudomantis

Yeah actually I just discovered how to turn plastic into gold. Oh you want to know how I did it

Starts running away cutely

jonnywaistcoat

transhuman-priestess

“Why are you so upset about adult content bans? You don’t even post that stuff. can’t you just look at porn somewhere else?”

Well, you see, I have this small problem where my very existence is considered adult content by a small but very powerful group of people and I actually rather enjoy being able to exist in public without restriction so uhhhh put that in your bong and smoke it kiddo.

transhuman-priestess

Extremely good point

roboco-san

the thesis of house md is that if you're disabled and have chronic pain you should be allowed to do whatever you want forever with no consequences

septembriseur-deactivated202502

A few facts for you as we contemplate all things [sub]marine today:

- more than 600 people, many of them Afghans and Pakistanis, may have drowned in the Mediterranean last week after Greek authorities allegedly chose not to intervene when they encountered the vessel in distress to avoid the politically toxic spectacle of allowing so many migrants ashore.

- $250,000 in the right hands could arrange asylum for up to 12 refugees or, alternatively, support an Afghan family for about 80 years.

daloy-politsey

I’ve seen some people respond to governments restricting trans affirming care for autistic people with statements like “autistic people have higher IQs” and “I’m autistic and I have a biology degree” and I’d just like to say that autistic trans people with low IQs and no degrees also deserve to medically transition should they choose to do so.

quark-nova-deactivated20260116

Restricting body autonomy to IQ level is probably the worst idea I've heard of in a while

Like, between the fact that IQ doesn't accurately reflect intelligence, has a heavy cultural bias, the question of who will decide the "acceptable" IQ, and just... why should only smart people get to have bodily autonomy to begin with?