[thememedaddy]

[doodledrawsthings]

IT'S DONE. HAPPY ANNIVERSARY NINE SOLS. AND HAPPY PRIDE.

[greeniery]

[mermaids-ate-my-dinner]

[egberts]

looks like october is…. octover

[laurassecretlife]

i’m queueing this for next year

[finchjpeg]

Its nowvember

[etherealspacejelly]

everyone shut up i am rediscovering childhood whimsy (watching old mythbusters episodes)

[chronic-invisibility]

ah, jamie hyneman, you strange strange man. i’m sure he knew about the titanic movie and he’s pretending he doesn’t for the bit but looking at james cameron and saying “you made a movie about the titanic? why would you do that? we already know how it ends” is so hilarious. peak autism moment. (jamie has said that although he hasn’t been formally diagnosed, he strongly suspects that he’s on the autism spectrum. also, like, look at him lol)

[yayoroses]

iconic!

[thefoxconfessor]

[megcanic]

this is the plot to mama mia

[cannibalchicken]

[kayuripax]

Stole this from twitter. Gotta love horses remembering their old jobs (in this case, racing)! They're playing the call to the gate tune!

[cedar-blogs-stuff]

[nflstreet]

by far the funniest tiktok i’ve seen in a while

[the-real-satan-the-devil-of-hell]

You’d be dead. Dead as hell. there would be a small area of blood in the sea to be a little accurate i think.

[calamarimo]

No but he’d be in the passenger seat

[the-real-satan-the-devil-of-hell]

according to your sentence, he would be dead. Plus “Passenger Seat” does not just mean front seat. the front seat of a vehicle (such as a car) where a passenger sits. Now…

While passengers could also sit in the back seats, if you use the term “passenger seat” it (at least in the US) it always means the front seat that is not the drivers seat. So much so that the sides of a car are called “drivers side” and “passenger side”.

So therefore, he would be dead.

[calamarimo]

Ya but when he lands in the water it puts out the fire so he’s fine he even said so himself

[the-real-satan-the-devil-of-hell]

you would need 300 Gallons of water to put out the fire on the car, which of course the saltwater or damn does effectively. But… he is unconscious and badly hurt from damage and rapid flips/movement that he would drown from water because he is unconscious and probably can’t swim up. So Therefore, he would be dead.

[calamarimo]

He clearly survived he’s right there

[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

[horse-breed-a-day]

r u aware horses can scratch behind their ears like dogs?

yes

no (rejoice!! youve learned something new today!)

Voting ended onJun 29, 2025

[horse-breed-a-day]

[horsefigureoftheday]

Papo #51055 Arabian Foal (2006)

[everythingfox]

(via)

[yardsards]

just remembered the other day a teen approached me holding a rapidly melting chunk of ice in his hand and asked if i wanted to buy a "limited edition pet rock"

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

[mugwomps]

I have never seen "wtf" so clearly expressed on an animals face

[aliciabenissa]

He looks so fucking upset I can't breathe

[stoneronthemoon]

[officialarcee]

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[kaban-bang]

[raptorials]

Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again

[candytreedepartment]

me looking at the sign then seeing the chickens