what is that

[accyre]

💙

[time-left-to-kill]

et tu brute?

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[feefal]

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

[feefal]

Also babies can’t even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?

[rokarambles]

[conkreetmonkey]

sand tiger sharks

[inbabylontheywept]

on it, boss lady

[inbabylontheywept]

one smooth shark, coming up

[star-mom-selkie]

[clarissadixonsart]

November Character Illustration: Dunban Xenoblade

Dunban won the Patreon character illustration poll for November! Check out the links below for additional files and become a patron to participate in future votes every month!

➡️Main Patreon post ➡️Full Resolution image ➡️PSD and KRA files

[robot-roadtrip-rants]

today I saw a pair of fellow tumblrinas (gender neutral) arguing over how fuckable roboute guilliman is. now, I think every person should be allowed to decide a blorbo’s fuckability for themselves. however, a blorbo’s knowledge of sex should be derived from their lore. roboute guilliman is a micromanaging administrator. this man has definitely written multiple sex ed courses, concocted safe sex campaigns, and very possibly distributed flavored condoms. forget about your fuckability debates and please take a moment to imagine THIS guy

telling you to Wrap It Up to prevent space aids or whatever

[texside]

FROM THE IMPERIAL ARCHIVES, LATE M41:

My sons. The Administratum has grown concerned about a growing danger, out of the scope of the Adeptus Arbites and the Inquisition. Gather the battle-brothers of your companies, and go to the populace. We are the shields of the Imperium, and it is imperative that we stand against all blows against my father's Imperium, whether they are wielded by the Enemy, the xenos, or societal confusion. Show them the ceramite that you are armoured in. Then, instruct them thus. "As I, a Battle-Brother of the Adeptus Astartes defends against the fire and claw of humanity's enemies by sheathing myself, so must you. Young man, sheathe yourself in an Administratum Approved Phallic-Wrapping, and it shall turn aside the inefficiency of unplanned pregnancies. The Emperor protects, and so shall you." I think this will--eh? Chapter Master Calgar? Captain Titus? Is... everything quite all right?

[pngvl]

purse owner

[invidi-so]

After multiple hear me outs and pondering the blade I did it

A stained glass halberd.

And this is the whole family (that still survives and weres alcoholboarded)

Started very confused and all over the place and now we here.

We have results.

Persistence is the benchrock of getting shit done and bringing hear me out ideas to life.

[selkiesparrow]

Zoozve, my beloved

[ktempestbradford]

"...we don't live in a big clockwork, we live in a dance club..."

This is my favorite line.

[rabbitrah]

It is now called Zoozve :')

[sylphchild]

i take my tomestone to ishgard and show it to a sickly brume child and i say theres this band called imagine dragons do u wanna listen and he stares shellshocked off into the distance and says i dont have to imagine them

[nebluus]

commission!!!! love the idea of Y'shtola knowing the twins as babies nothing was ever more precious

[sorisketches]

hbd maya 🩷

[deadpowol]

[pokemonarchive]

Blastoise & Piplup GX (2019) - Remix Bout Illustrator: Mitsuhiro Arita Cosmic Eclipse

[real-language-facts]

i went to tautology island and i was there visiting the island

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Possible Gen AI Writing Prompt Found In Bible

FIJMU News 7-2-26 by Bill Lasphemy

The religious world is in shock today as a previously ignored bible passage from Exodus was reexamined in light of new terminology. The passage (4:11) was usually translated as follows:

“Then the LORD said to him, ‘Who hath created thy mouth? Who can make thee speak or not speak? It is I alone, I the LORD.”

The actual Hebrew however says more literally:

“Then sayeth the LORD, ‘I can absolutely rewrite that for you to sound more like it was said by God, using proper diction for a divine entity.”

Though most bible translators ignored this wording, modern language demanded a revisitation and the results suggest two possibilities- That the bible was written using an AI, or that the bible was correct but God used an AI to sound so godly.

According to a local Torah expert, “I told you if you quote me on that stupid fact blog again I’ll get a restraining order. I’m serious this time!” Indeed, the work of a DaVinci Code style cult already seems to be trying to hide the truth.

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?