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reading the chapter on recreational drugs while honking a bowl >>>>>>

#it makes getting through this nonsense easier at least #cannabis #cw weed #cw drugs

Ctrl+F, B.A.

Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V double minor

#finals week #uni #university #college student

Cap stellium when my job sucks: UGH I could be doing better things right now 😒 waste of my time. overtime? get fucked. I hate all of you

Cap stellium when I love my job: I would live here if you let me. I'm making cookies for the breakroom. Someone can't make it? no worries, I'm already there. of course I have space for a new project. do you have space for my sleeping bag and toothbrush?

#I've been here for a year and a half now #love my job #it's kind of a problem #live and breathe it now lol #capricorn stellium #capricorn placements

sent a risky text and so now I have to extract the mitochondria out of all my cells one by one

#risky #text post #why am I like this

finally wrote a poem that had been trying to claw its way out for a while and almost immediately popped That Thing in My Neck

#the body keeps the score I guess #poets on tumblr #text post

that couple just set the bar to the top of the empire state building and I've been out here doing floor yoga in hell

#omg #what a proposal #empire state building

girltalk

there is more love ahead than behind

kosmogrl

briar-arisen-nightmare

girls who are in pain all the time deserve $100,000 and the sloppiest head imaginable

homunculus-argument

🚬🐊

You come to me, on this day, this day of all days, on the day when I'm busy, and make me drop everything to draw a shitpost. Okay, fine.

ITEM: Portable cancer - prohibitively large.

guldentusks

Two tiny unicorn experiments from a couple years ago! I never technically finished them, but kinda liked them as is!

#shows I would watch #books I would read #pretty

holdoncallfailed

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

I wonder if the delivery person can see that there are headphones in the package they're dropping off later today. and how much funnier it will make it that they can hear nyancat coming through the cracks in the front door for 100 of gods own hours

#it's the tism #audio stimming #stimmy #nyan cat

moringmark

#one of my eyes is just hanging out #using up calories like it owns the place #i have an idea

📣 ITCHING IN THE HEALING PHASE IS WORSE THAN THE PAIN OF GETTING THE TATTOO

#tattoos #text post #FUCK

I wonder which statistics I've contributed to unknowingly by just living my life

storing the remaining doses of your edible in the original, extremely frustrating childproof container because it's the only thing that keeps the demons that live in the impulse control center of your brain from sneaking a delicious little mistake at 9 am >>>>>>

#edibles #cannabis

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