Existential Situation is crazy

Cameron | 30s, she/her | I’ve been here since 2012 | tbh I'd love to make some friends, so feel free to send me asks/dms or posts!

[hunnymoonsuite]

[legallybrunettedotcom]

[inbabylontheywept]

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

[evilvarric666-archive]

[bentothuglife]

"Megan, Can You Do Me a Favor? Can You Fucking Shoot Me?" by Fall Out Boy

[mewwon]

no literally when you can’t even blog about it

[shadow-von-vamp]

reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

[tractorgoth]

[fangorn-forest]

oh to be a cow carried away so sweetly by my alien saviors

[greelin]

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

[srdcovka]

i kinda love to waste time but dont tell anybody

[animaltestings]

does anyone know how to get what you want when you're the type of person who avoids everything

[orcarriagesthatwork]

I think about this cake every day

[tizzymcwizzy]

sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious

[microsuedemouse]

OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:

When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.

The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?

This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.

I love a botched cake.

[helenarth]

one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said

No One Like You

now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"

for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"

[itseasytoremember]

I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts

[shofarsogood]

[ekjohnston]

The Cake Wrecks blog is one that I miss.

[stay-the-knight]

[throatoftheworld]

The Witch by Lionel Lindsay

[nyctaeus]

Signs without Signification - Jeff Brouws

[laterkiss]

[laterkiss]

we could have had a good life together

[laterkiss]

but you didn't want it

[rosieandthemoon]

Vintage photo of the Brookdale Lodge, CA

Much of this room was lost in a fire and it’s a lot different now. My friend lives very close to here, and I still like visiting but was so sad it doesn’t look this way anymore.

[huariqueje]

Pastel Whispers - Line Holtegaard

Danish , b, 1980 -

Oil and acrylic on canvas , 120 x 100 cm.