Rocket Surgery

I'm Tori. I'm married. I'm a Christian. I have a son. I'm a musician. I'm prone to panic and overreactions. Let's be friends, okay?

[catsbeaversandducks]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

[lucindagoose]

unrestrained winter fun

[ruinedchildhood]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ampervadasz]

[nothingforkings]

[crow--teeth]

said something one time and someone heard it. absolutely mortifying

[moan-s]

[beardednegro]

Find a girl who talks shit just so you'll fuck her harder.

[2000ish]

[ruinedchildhood]

The greatest love story of our generation.

[crucifvcking]

my dick is simply too big for this nonsense

[ruinedchildhood]

Court Dismissed, bring in the dancing lobsters.

[childhoodruiner]

[weaver-z]

Me and the other ex-evangelicals watching this r/n

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[runby2]

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in

[storm-cloud-dancer]

this is why tumblr is better than facebook, other than the fact I can scream into the void and go hog fucking wild and my boss, grandmother, and her dog will never know I laughed myself stupid(er) over being in a bag of cornflakes

[heartsnmagic]

[thexfiles]

Anxiety: look out me: for what Anxiety: look out

[pdlcomics]

Seahorse