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28. He/Him. Always trying to find motivation to do anything productive.

[itchy-nostrils]

Hide and seek… but instead of a sneezing while hiding scenario because one doesn’t want to be found…

sneezing to tease the person searching for them😇

[mysterysneeze]

This is a twist that is rare. I think this is a lot of fun! Thank you for sharing this idea

[icarusrex]

Wizard realizing in a pivotal moment that they are currently magically impotent due to being too stuffed up to accurately articulate an incantation.

[hachiibun]

Commission for @helloitsme97 of his OCs Ashlee and Sam

If you like my drawings, and are willing and able to do so, please consider commissioning me, pledging to my Patreon, or donating through ko-fi ☕! You're not obliged to, but every bit helps to keep me living decently and I really do appreciate it!

❗ PLEASE NO REBLOGGING TO NON-KINK BLOGS ❗

[snzsuckers]

More tadc snz art! First time drawing girls Snz hope you guys like it ;)

MINORS AND NONE KINK BLOG DNI

[starletstarry]

I'm so into apologetic sneezes. Like the excuse me, pardon, sorry something really tickles in my nose, so sorry I really can't help it. It just gets to me. It's so hot and so adorable at the same time, it drives me nuts.

[kaijusnz]

I learned the other day that intense emotion can cause sneezing (similarly to photic sneezing) and now I can't stop thinking of someone laughing really hard and halfway through it turns into buildups and they start sneezing

[pupper-star]

An Unlucky Spring (Commission)

As per request of the commissioner, I am uploading this comic commission done for @willsneeze

It was quite a challenge making a comic in an art style that isn't my own, but I'm happy I was able to do it in the end. ^^

[autoknight01-nsfw]

Sssssssooooooooooo.... Hi.

I didn't draw this. This was a patreon reward I got years ago.

I figured posting it would be a good way to introduce myself. I've been a snzfucker for as long as I can remember, I've just never fully interacted with the community here on tumblr. To be honest, I'm still a bit nervous about doing so. I know a couple of people here on the site who I share a discord server, but the majority I'm still unfamiliar with. So hi there. Nice to meet you.

I have more pics and comics like this from the same artist btw if anyone is interested in seeing them.

Reward - Fairy Daisy by Niban-Destikim on DeviantArt

Artist: Niban-Destikim

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Check out NibanDestikim2's art on DeviantArt. Browse the user profile and get inspired.

[quosteroo]

Stun Spore Stubbornness

NEW OC NEW OC!! I'm gonna get the popular votes out soon, but I've been reading the responses from this poll and drawing out some of the ideas that I really liked. This is one of them, which called for a Pokémon anthro Arcanine and nothing more. I fleshed out the idea to make a jock team-leader for a college team, who parades around a university with a pack of goons behind her.

Anyway, this fic features her and two of her top goons, Keegan and Brando, who get wound up in stun spore after bullying a buddew named Oren.

Below's a fic to go with it!! Pokemon nerds will get all the little refrences and moves that I added to it, so if you're a fan, look out for those!!

Stun Spore Stubbornness

Nyx held a large sports ball under one arm and against her hip. She surveyed the field with squinted burgundy eyes. Usually, this time on Tuesdays, the field would be completely empty and free for the taking. It was something that the University’s weather ball team had scheduled week in and week out—so to see the field instead occupied by a small collective of grass and fairy types with books on the turf made her blood boil.

“Phoenyx, we’ve got a situation,” a voice emerged from behind her, belonging to a houndour that barely came up to her hips in height. She curled her lip down at him and the approaching hisuian growlithe, both matching in varsity jackets and sports jerseys.

“Ugh,” she flicked an ear dismissively. “I can see that. Keegan, go sniff things out.”

Upon hearing his name and orders, the growlithe sprang to attention and rushed ahead with a chipper ‘yes ma’am,’ and a wagging tail. She swallowed a smirk as he left—what? She couldn’t help how amusing it was to see him practically rolling over at any task she gave him. As for the houndour… “Brando! Why are you sitting there? Go with him!”

“Oh-!! Sorry!” And off he went in pursuit. Phoenyx watched intensely from the window, shifting her stance and fluffing her mane. She couldn’t hear the back and forth between the two hounds and the group on the turf. The whimsicott there seemed to blatantly ignore them, the ribombee flew over to their eye level for a chat. There was a leafeon in a plaid skirt and round spectacles who gestured as if to shoo them away. There were a few others there she simply couldn’t make out from this angle and this distance, but it was enough for the duo to take paces backward with considerable pause. Amateurs, where was their spark?! How could it be so hard to tell a couple of grass types to get lost!?

Huffing twin flames from her nostrils, she shouldered herself outside and began to make her way over. Just the thought of having to put these grassy gliders in their place and get her own goons in order was giving her a bit of temper flare; it summoned fierce flames which clouded around her clenched teeth and gathered up against her flaring nostrils, occasionally licking outward with every huff.

She heard an audible “look out” from the Ribombee as she stomped their way. Clearly, her natural intimidation was working, as the ribombee and whimsicott roused in favor of beginning to pack up. Keegan, the hisuian growlithe, wiggled his fingers tauntingly.

“Keheheh!! Not so brave now, huh? Better hide before Nyx stuffs ya in a locker!” Unbelievable, truly. Must she do everything herself around here? As she closed the distance, her hand reached out to grab Keegan by his entire head—her palm was just that big to envelop his skull and get a good grip.

“Can it, punk!!” She snarled, chewing menacingly on the flames spilling from her throat and pooling on her tongue. Her eyes trailed up to the spectacled Leafeon, who was adjusting her glasses with one hand and her sweater vest with the other.

“Oh—urg…we were just leaving. Right, guys? …guys?” 

Nothing. In fact, empty space sat where a whimsicott, ribombee, hoppip, and lurantis were supposed to be; they had left no trace but fallen leaves and vague outlines of dust. The leafeon’s movements doubled as she grabbed her shoulder bag and rose to her feet. “H-hey!! Wait up!! Come on, Oren!”

Initially confused, Phoenyx looked down to see what the leafeon left behind as she ran off—or rather, who left themselves behind. A little budew, whose face was scrunched in a tiny scowl and whose stance was wide.

“You all are just a big bucket of bullies!!” He insisted, shouting with all of his might, which barely reached her ears. “You could’ve just asked us to move!!”

“Yeah?? Well, nerds like you should’ve read the schedule today, you would’ve known this ain’t your space to begin with!!” Brando, the Houndour, barked. “This field’s for the weather ball team now!! There’s about to be like twenty of us out he—”

“Brando!!” Nyx chuffed, lifting her fingers before balling them tight to get him to shut his yap. She looked down at the budew, who quickly realized his lonesome against three fire hounds was an uphill battle, and took two trembling paces back. He turned and hopped away, only to trip and eat the turf not even a foot away. Setting Keegan down, she gestured with her finger for him to go around Oren and block his exit—he wouldn’t be getting away from this conversation easily, not if she had something to say.

“Listen up, leech seed,” Fire cloaked every word she got her teeth around, spewing outward with every ‘s’ sound. “Have you ever seen a florges with no flowers? A wooloo with no wool?! Better yet, you ever see a sudowoodo look like charcoal? That’s what happens to dweebs like you who get in my way. Now you wanna blow taunts on my territory? Puff out your pods?! I’ll knock you out!! Better yet, turn you to ash—a nurse wouldn’t even know where to start.”

“P-please!” The budew whimpered, standing up clumsily before running, only to collide with Keegan’s knee and fall helplessly on his back. He was masterfully balanced onto Keegan’s foot before the growlithe began to dribble him from foot to foot like a soccer ball. He passed the poor soul to Brando, who bounced him off his chest and onto his head, before sending him skyward with a headbutt. Phoenyx grabbed the puny grass type in a fist, much like one would snag a baseball before an opening pitch.

“Look at this little punk,” she cracked a wide grin, “I could just eat you up. Leafy sprouts make a dog big and strong, y’know.”

“D-don’t—! I’m poisonous!!” He whimpered, voice cracking and leaping an octave.

“Pah!! I’ve turned a koffing into a chew toy, big deal!”

As she snarled and neared the budew to her maw, a cry of terror and fear escaped him with an explosion of yellow dust. The pods above him burst open, revealing red and blue dots that were throbbing with powder. Some sort of defense mechanism, one that he was clearly deeply mortified of releasing. 

“Huff—snRKKFF!!” Purely reactionary, but it pulled clouds of the stuff into her waiting nostrils. The sensation was like feathers at first, thick particles of spores and pollen nuzzling up against her nasal walls, powdering her septum and turning it yellow. Her nostrils began flaring and flexing, one at a time, sometimes lifting high, other times narrowing with irritation. Then her muscles suddenly cramped and locked up. Her shoulders tensed, her fingers unclasped and bent into claw shapes, and her nostrils were forced at full flare, inviting more and more of the powder into them with every confused breath.

Stun spore; Phoenyx was paralyzed! Crackles of shock clawed across her fur and made it stand on end. She felt arcs of static leaping about inside her nostrils, exciting and firing off any nerve it bumped against.

Upon realization, the budew stood up in her palm, looking a bit spent and hugely embarrassed. “G-guh-!! Sorry!!” He panted, hopping out of her paralyzed hand and onto the turf. He scurried off between Keegan’s legs and towards the bleachers, but before Keegan could turn in pursuit, Brando grabbed his shoulder to halt him.

“Uhh, Keegs? What do we do about…?”

“Nyuh?? Wuh-oh,” Keegan’s eyes became visible behind his low bangs as the Arcanine before them twitched, before drawing a large breath.

“hHUHH—!! UTCHHhh’hEEE!!” Her first sneeze was just as loud as it was strong. Flames burst from her mouth and nose as her ears pinned in aggravation. The two leapt out of the way of the gouts, falling to the turf.

Nyx lifted her head again. The tickle inside her nose was unearthly, unlike anything she had ever felt before. It was magnified by the piercing scent of burning rubber from the artificial turf below. As she snorted and coughed, she pinched and rubbed her nose desperately between her paw pads. There were too many spores in her nose, she needed to burn it out of her system!

But the paralysis was unpredictable. One moment, she was fanning her face and snorting with fury; the next, her arms would lock up, and she’d bite her tongue. She’d begin hitching, huffing, only for her face to freeze in a desperate pre-sneeze expression, leaving only her nostrils to flex and flare beyond her control. With her jaw clamped shut, she could only snort and huff through her nostrils, which inevitably sucked more and more powder into her twitching nose. The more spores dancing about inside her nose, the more static bounced around ceaselessly, inching her closer and closer to a sneeze. One that, at this point, she was desperate to release, just to get it over with.

It was at its worst when her canine nostrils would flare open wide, only for the static shock of stun spore to lock the muscles in place. It left them impossible to close, even if she could move her arms freely. Jaws frozen shut in a snarling expression, but borderline whimpering from the insatiable tickle invading her nostrils with every passing second. She brought her hands up to her nose, angrily pressing and shoving at her septum to smother the tickle or fruitlessly massage her nose back into working order. She pinched at her nostrils, but much like a fully flexed bicep, it was nearly impossible to squeeze down. She pressed her palm to her huffing nares, violently swiping her hand back and forth. But alas—nothing. As a last resort, she brought up her pinkie fingers and plugged her nostrils with the finger pads. Given all her desperate snorting and sniffing, they slotted perfectly snug into place. It worked initially to halt the sensation, but her arms and hands locked up as well, keeping whatever spores and scents trapped inside her muzzle. The irritants had nowhere to travel but deeper into her membranes, tickling and teasing her furthest reaches. She had been balancing on this sneeze endlessly, to Keegan’s and Brando’s concern (and slight amusement).

“Surely you must have learned your lesson by now!”

Nyx’s ear flickered as her only measure of attentiveness, but her eyes were pinched shut. She could hear something buzzing by her ear, and tiny little chitinous feet landed on her nose. Her nose began vibrating with the rapid buzzing of the creature's wings. It must have been that ribombee, whom she hadn’t cared to learn her name.

“Hey!!” Keegan barked, “you—!! You leave Nyx alone!”

“Yeah, yeah! Buzz off!!” Brando added quickly.

“Trust me, I don’t want her all paralyzed either. Help me out, would you two? Grab her arms, she needs some aromatherapy!

The two dogs, with nothing better to do, shrugged and complied. Keegan rolled up his sleeves before leaping up to grab Nyx’s upper arm. He weighed it down, releasing her fingerpad from her nostril with a satisfying suction sound. The same was done with the other, only it took Brando two attempts to leap as high and grab her arm. With her nostrils free and huffing fresh air, the ribombee held onto the tip of her nose, looking down at the twin caverns below. Her long brown scarf dangled and draped, tickling at her twitching septum. Her yellow fur bristled as a thick, sweet scent poured from her and clouded the area. It alone was enough to get Keegan and Brando sniffing curiously at the air. Afterwards, only as Phoenyx’s nose began violently twitching once more, the ribombee fluttered up and out of the way. Her work here was done!

All of the acanine’s muscles relaxed at once. She got weak in the legs and arms for only a moment, and her ears drooped in relief. When she found her strength again post-paralysis, her first order of business was to shake off the two goons holding onto her arms. As the two fell onto the ground, she reared her head back and parted her maw with a tremendous gasp.

“hHUH—!! HAAH..!!”

“Scram, Brando!” Keegan yipped, and the Houndour didn’t need to be asked twice. “Hey—!!”

“Wah!!” He shoved past, waving his arms as if it’d help him run any faster. Keegan was much less concerned—his dual typing would mean half the pain that Brando would ever be dealt, after all.

“HAH—hhH! HATCHH’IEE!! hhHAADSCHEE!!” She sneezed violent clouds of fire, which rocketed between her clenched teeth and out of her nostrils. If anything would incinerate the irritants in her nose, it was that. Afterwards, she staggered back, bleary and shivering from overexerted muscles.

“Yeesh, Nyx! You good?” Keegan wandered up as she sighed, drooling from a dry mouth.

“Ngh..! Fine,” she growled, considerably more toned down. She didn’t dare eye the ribombee who blessed her, nor the grass types hiding behind the bleachers. She couldn’t even find Oren, who was doubtlessly over there soaking in the last laugh. Damn it all! “Boys!! Go set up the field. I’m grabbing the rest of the team.”

With that, Phoenyx marched off, hiding the mortified blush across her cheeks.

[itchy-nostrils]

POV - you are under your sneezy boss’s desk 🤭

[mysterysneeze]

This art was a deviantart point commission I asked for years ago. I do not know how many people have seen this already, but I feel like I could share this here on tumblr so other people can see this. This artist's characters are awesome.

[zensations35]

It's done. I'll be on more frequently and hopefully posting content again in Spring. YT stuff is back up ✌️

In the meantime, I'm working on some oc stuff. Might take a few tiny comms soon (like...January or Feb? If I can get a safe space to set up my gear).

Now...catch me up on what I missed! 😁

[aphrosnziac]

Alright, let's kick things off with part 1 of my ar/knights snzdraws. This series is based off of @snzinite 's headcanons for the following characters : Utage Mudrock Mulberry Estelle Harmonie

If you like these, please go check out the headcanons they're based off of!

✨Please do not reblog to non-snz blogs!✨

[scootyhue]

Finished a commission!!! For @mysterysneeze

Even in her semi-humanoid dragon form, Zel/da can’t help her pollen allergies 😔

[hitching-hyacinth]

noblewoman allergic at a formal event sneezing into her big poofy sleeves...

[just-a-nervous-bean]

I didn’t think mind control would be something I was into but i guess anything is palatable with snz involved. I’m specifically imagining like some kinda telepathy or charm but if you’re into hyponosis or smth similar I imagine this has a similar hype.

(Cw this is like on the edge of like loss-of-autonomy territory cuz…well, mind control. But I enjoy it and I hope others also understand what appeals bout this kink, just be respectful YKINMKATOK)

- Character A forcing character B to sneeze, already wild that there’s no sickness or allergy or anything it’s just a complete surprise out of nowhere and their body is subjected to it. Or A would drag it on, make them feel like they’re sensitive to something for a long span of time, for their own or for B’s enjoyment.

- Currently using this in a fic but like fey charms?? Being charmed into complimenting the hell out of a sick person either with or without the kink pre-installed >:) also works well the other way around, getting the sick person to talk their heart out about how poorly they feel as means of humiliation OR just to receive affection.

- Kind of a follow up but I can see fey shenanigans doing it for amusement too. Character A is some kinda trickster who’s making a hapless adventurer sneeze for no reason other than to trip them up and make others watching laugh or lust over this unsuspecting victim

- more on the fluffy side but also works well to make a character get over their mental block. You’re not going to sneeze? You’re going to stifle? I don’t think so, that’s bad for you! Character A does it so B can stop complaining about how badly they need to sneeze/how they hate being perceived as weak so they refuse to sneeze at all

- Taste of your own medicine vibe, where A is sick and forced B to sneeze as a “see how I feel!” Type beat

- More specific as a situation but character doing it in order to learn or experiment?? Works well for aliens, angels, demons, other extra terrestrials (or mad scientists/doctors) who are more into the study aspect than those annoying ethical complications that come with humans.

- A and B as enemies?? With powers or magic or sci fi involved, using it as a means of disarming or humiliating their opponent with possibly and audience? Or they want to be discreet, say, a spy versus spy situation when they’re in a fancy, social environment. You can’t kill them but you can make them look like a fool

Someone please list more bc this opened a back door in my mind that I need to look through like an abandoned attic

[disasterman-snz]

Sneezing While Hiding: The Game RELEASE

Sneezing While Hiding: The Game by snz

Try to stay hidden while battling dust allergies.

Here she is! One of the craziest projects I've ever undertaken... and I can't wait to make more!

Disclaimer: This is my first-ever attempt to develop a game... I've literally never done coding or anything before, and this was created in Scratch... that means this is FAR from perfect. There are glitches and issues that I am aware of, but it's at a point where I'm happy releasing it. None of the issues should be game-breaking, but please let me know if you run into any serious problems! Minor glitches though... yeah

ANYWAYS! The game itself is pretty simple. You're hiding in a closet but you have to sneeze. You can choose to stifle, muffle, or holdback your sneezes, but you have to watch the clock and avoid letting your nose get too tickly while keeping quiet enough to stay hidden. There's a brief tutorial option in the game that explains the mechanics in more detail!

This game features nearly 100 sneeze-related sound effects, hand-drawn animations, and a lot of time/effort, so I really hope you enjoy!

PS... I had some super expensive vet bills for my beloved kitty last week, so I'm opening up a ko-fi. Don't feel ANY pressure to donate, but if you want to thank me for my time or commission a custom video check me out: https://ko-fi.com/disastersnz