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found this image online and obviously had to share
someone, in both desperation and optimism, using one of those nasal sprays you’re meant to use if you feel like you could be about to get a cold to try and nip it in the bud, after waking up with a suspiciously sore throat.
totally unaware that their poor partner, only a few hours prior and already in the throes of the opening stage of a streaming head cold, had tried to close the stable doors after the horse had already bolted and done the same.
aka: stuck that same nozzle into their already quite snotty, cold-afflicted nose, leaving it teeming with day one/two, peak contagious, germs all over it.
….that their still relatively healthy partner had just inserted right up into their own nose 🥲
Glorious art commissioned from @just-a-nervous-bean ! Thank you so much, I love your art! Their expressions are delightful!
Scene is from part one of Against All Sense (which I swear I will get back to soon)... Silly Perry should have heeded Talavin's advice and stayed in camp until that cold cleared up...
Doodled them again :]
(C//ecil is carrying a clock cuz he owns an antique shop btw!)
Alright, let's kick things off with part 1 of my ar/knights snzdraws. This series is based off of @snzinite 's headcanons for the following characters : Utage Mudrock Mulberry Estelle Harmonie
If you like these, please go check out the headcanons they're based off of!
✨Please do not reblog to non-snz blogs!✨
OC comic with a Valentine's Day flavour. I like to imagine this is how J found out A has hayfever 😏
i cant express how much i love the way you draw messy sneezes <333
oh thank you, I'm really happy you do because I love drawing them too. there's something about the total loss of control implied by mess, especially when the character is normally fussy or self conscious...(chef's kiss)
I try to capture this whenever I draw a messy sneeze 😏
Why is hand waving to coax out a stubborn sneeze the actual hottest thing on the planet
OC comic with a Valentine's Day flavour. I like to imagine this is how J found out A has hayfever 😏
Literally so sad that you can't get disability allowance as a sneezy pyromaniac who's irrevocably horny
Watching a person’s slow progression from sniffling, to gently rubbing their nose to rubbing it aggressively, to finally sneezing.
I wrote a short story in which she was feeling miserable and sorry for herself so she went and stood in a storm on purpose. I didn’t wanna out myself as a snzfucker to my vanilla followers so I didn’t add this to the scene. but. she totally caught a cold after that
this is the version that the vanillas got
It’s hilarious how for years you can think that you’re the only one in the world with this kink and then one day find there’s about a million others 💀
I’m serious, one magical day in 2020 I was just watching anime sneeze compilations:
*💻 click click click…*
“What the fuck is a ‘sneeze blog’?”
*… click. 🖱️*
“WHAT”
I wrote a short story in which she was feeling miserable and sorry for herself so she went and stood in a storm on purpose. I didn’t wanna out myself as a snzfucker to my vanilla followers so I didn’t add this to the scene. but. she totally caught a cold after that
A and B are on some form of public transportation--the kind where you have to stand and hold poles. Being vague here bc they're called different things in different places. But anyway.
A is very sneezy, allergies all the time, etc.
B is very anxious and being so cramped in a crowded place is triggering a panic attack.
A puts their arm around B, holding them close, protecting them from the push of bodies. A grabs the pole and holds both for dear life, bc this ride is choppy.
But A starts to get itchy. They attempt to scrub their nose in their shoulder, twist their face, stretch their nostrils, anything to fight off a sneeze. But it doesn't work. And it's just so crowded. If they sneeze, it's going to get someone wet, because both of their hands/arms are occupied.
The only solution is to sneeze down, aiming for their chest. But B is in the way. Maybe they'll understand if it...hhhhh...
HXSSHHHH-ieeeuuu!
Oh shit, A missed and accidentally sprayed B's neck. They try to apologize, but ehhh their voice keeps hhhitching and they c-can't
EIIZZZHHH!-EH!!
Their whole body vibrates, clenching their arm so B is pulled closer to them, and, whoops. Their nose gets smushed into B's neck. A is wracked with sneezes they can't stop ramming into B's neck.
Finally, the fit is over, and A is dizzy, swaying so that B has to hold them upright. But B's legs are jelly and it's so difficult to even focus.
Because B is fet, and that was the hottest thing that has ever happened to them EVER.
someone shy asking, “i didnt get you, did i?” when they cant cover a (wet) sneeze in time