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BACKROOMS (2026) dir. Kane Parsons

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Part 1

Backrooms (2026) - Kane Parsons, A24

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Backrooms (2026) ● Directed by Kane Parsons

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The backrooms are a failing brain trying to hold onto even the most basic of memories, even as they warp and decay.

The backrooms are generative AI trying to capture something real but only achieving a malformed, mindless imitation.

The backrooms are stagnation, an unwillingness to step into the new and uncomfortable effort of changing, instead running through the same old routine even as it starts to fall in on itself.

The backrooms are nostalgia cannibalizing itself, trying to remake and remake what it already knows without making anything new, until the familiar is so bastardized it's barely recognizable.

edgar-allan-possum

#Kane Parsons was an amateur filmmaker with a firm handle on what he wanted to make

He also already had a very good and VERY popular web series to adapt when they made this story. Which, since it was made on Blender in a found footage style, already had enough of a film-like style that adapting into a movie was easy.

Right, that's what I mean when I say he's an amateur filmmaker. I know that everyone keeps calling him a youtuber, but there's a difference between what he's doing as Kane Pixels and a channel that does Let's Plays or something.

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The UK rape gang inquiry report is one of the worst things I've ever read

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bunkey

notice how everyone is horny today

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another snowy arthur

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because otherwise it gets kind of visually confusing to parse, which is annoying to some folks, including me

GRANTED not everybody uses the same theme or even the same update. you might have noticed my version of tumblr is earlier than yours (I don't like the new button setup)

but still, it's just about being polite

so now you know

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forever mood

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fidgetspeener-deactivated201804

This only sounds condescending if you’ve painted this image of yourself that you have this complex mind that not just any person can read cause you’re special.

A lot y’all can be read to filth in a second, you’ve just been lost in this idea that you have a complex mind that would ‘take years’ to understand. Guess again.

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fidgetspeener-deactivated201804

You and every other chuckle are gonna do the same thing to my comment at what point did you prove me wrong on your lack of originality and depth? I knew before I even clicked on the notes that you did this because that’s what y’all do, you use humor as a defense mechanism when your ego’s been attacked.

Not my fault you’re two-dimensional people that respond to criticism with tasteless memes as if it were a reflex. You’ll more than likely do it again.

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fidgetspeener-deactivated201804

Thank you literally all you’re doing is proving my point that you do this out of reflex without any thought (not that you’d have any) and by innate design you just recycle everyone else’s jokes because again, you use humor as a defense mechanism and honestly you can put that under my comment again if you want I’ve already had my point proven I’ll be sleeping like an angel tonight, thanks.

blackfairypresident

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insane 67-dollar phone at target

so im at target right now doing christmas shopping with my dad and?? there’s just this… 67 dollar phone? not even like 69.99 or something but 67?? nnone of the other phones are like this??

see you guys in ten years when EVERYTHING is 67 i guess LMAO

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