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[chronocrump]

[annabelle--cane]

important Character traits:

paranoia

control freakism

sense of self-worth so low that it loops back around into being totally dismissive of everyone else

a warm-hearted kind center beneath 200 protective walls of bitterness that doesn't actually make the bitterness better in any way at all even a little bit

bisexuality

crushing feelings of responsibility

zero understanding of own bodily autonomy that bleeds out and affects how they treat others

a lil petty vindictive sadism they maybe don't wanna look at too hard or acknowledge

full self-awareness of all their most negative traits without working to fix those traits at all

internalized misogyny

a mysterious undefinable hunger that cannot / should not / must not ever be sated

asexuality

[emiko-matsui]

unfortunately you've described him to a tee and unfortunately it is specifically the be cool version

[formerlyluckymanticore]

Reblog if you will never. Ever. Use AI in your writing.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW

[batneko]

okay I'm thinking about this

not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it's the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.

like some of the counselors didn't show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they're a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don't have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.

and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor's cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren't they a D&D group or something? What is happening???

[lizardlicks]

Fuck the slasher movie just effectively becomes Home Alone but with Four Kevin McAllisters

Bro's fucked.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by Daviddv1202

[dawen]

at one point the kid with the anxiety dog says, "man, why does this keep happening? this is, like, the eighth time thid year!"

it's barely June. abruptly all the normal councilors understand a) why he has an anxiety dog, and b) why the dog has anxiety too.

[tlirsgender]

I have just been informed there are scooby doo fans who make the titular scoob shaggy's service animal & this is fun and cute but my immediate thought was medical alert dog scooby doo going RUH ROH ! And it's kind of frying me

[tlirsgender]

RAGGY YOUR ROOD RESSURE

[theender36]

I'm picturing Scooby in a t-shirt that says "Service Animal Do Not Pet" and he's frantically miming Shaggy's condition to passersby and intermittently waving Scooby-snacks under Shaggy's nose like smelling salts

[etiennelux]

reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

[thedeliaishere]

Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

[skipppppy]

POV you are a guy in a monster suit and you are about to be meddled with so hard

[snoozeeroo]

mlp × sdmi 🔎 pony designs for the crew !!!

[ohevoyev]

sorry. what the fuck was that?

[koko2unite]

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

[seabassapologist]

[tubapun]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCOOBY-DOO!!

[tubapun]

55 YEARS OF SCOOBY!!

[ploppymeep]

[sergle]

[laughconfetti]

[redbuddi]

Things that don't exist in Scooby-Doo:

Ghosts

Things that exist in Scooby-Doo:

Jetpacks

Aliens

Instant Hypnosis

Machines that put you in the computer

Realistic hologram technology

Were-Cats

Meteors made of Gold

Self-Aware AI

Underground Egypt Cult

Cthulhu

Soul-Sucking Triangles

Transylvania, PA

Moon Resort

Magical Space Guardians

Transgender Potion

Courage the Cowardly Dog

Warlocks

Ghosts

[thecoolertails]

i did it i got the trans shaggy clip

[imsoglitter]

I think that if you asked Shaggy what his gender was he'd say "you're, like, livin' in a prison of your own creation, man" and then eat a huge sandwich in one bite

[tyrannusimons]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Murdered the entire squad

[beaniebaneenie]

THIS. This shit right here is why any adaptation that has Daphne as a “bitchy popular girl” stereotype and Fred as a “popular jock” stereotype are totally wrong.

They both self-ID as fucking NERDS.

[whitehairedanimeboyfriend]

Fred is obsessed with setting traps and Daphne is an aspiring mystery novelist… in what world are they not nerds.

[ultimatebottom69]

People think fashion says shit about people. Girl that’s just what they like to wear.

[samgiddings]

@staff @support @engineering @music @books

Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???

[samgiddings]

There’s a reason websites ask you for your password and give you a 30 day grace period when you delete your account. @staff @support

[samgiddings]

Actually you guys should reblog this because if it's that easy to accidentally delete an entire account, there's something wrong. It totally sucks that multiple people have lost up to (and even over) a decade's worth of blogging because you put these two buttons so close together, and leave zero grace period for the person to get their blog back.

@staff something here needs to be fixed

[aesthetically-meme]

ALSO I'm not sure if it's a bug or genuinely part of how it works now, but

DELETING A SIDEBLOG WILL JUST DELETE YOUR ENTIRE ACCOUNT! I was trying to delete a rp blog I wasn't into anymore and LOST EVERYTHING‼️ My main, my reblog acc, other rp blogs I had plans for. EVERYTHING.

For the love of god PLEASE fix this. I wasn't aware of this until it happened and I'm still trying to get back everything I lost.

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

this is like with Windows where if you right click a file "Delete" and "Rename" are right next to each other Q_Q