[pankendev]

ever since i was a little kid i knew i wanted to be someone who is very sorry

[mystic-bone-mage]

i went to pick up a pen and my thumb made such a loud cracking sound that it woke up my cat on the other side of the room

[uovo0]

waaa

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[barikonen]

when ozymandias king of kings tells u to look upon his works and despair but, boundless and bare, the lone and level sands stretch far away

[lycanr0t]

comic about chronic fatigue

[mystic-bone-mage]

i think it says a lot about me that i almost always share the stories i write with others, but I've shared a poem with someone exactly once. the poetry is a much more genuine reflection of me, i think. i'd rather take off my pants in public than read a friend a poem

[pobblebonked]

vaporeon tf

[yesornopolls]

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[mystic-bone-mage]

i'm probably a normal amount of envious of my psychiatrist's therapy dog

[yagithegoat]

lil doggo

[bagelcollie]

A couple of bagels ~

[mossquitoman]

came to me in a dream

[charyou-tree]

@abalidoth

[mystic-bone-mage]

my friends realizing they can fluster me is probably one of the best things to happen to me in the past year

[girlnephew]

[evildevil42]

if i ever had godlike powers over the nature of animals i'd just make crabs smarter. like on par with crows or something. you'll walk out onto the pier at night and see a group of crabs working together to drag an unconscious man into the water. you can't help him now. he's gone.

[charl0ttan]

u have to refer to dogs you dont know as girls by default its praxis

[charl0ttan]

u have to refer to girls you dont know as dogs by default its praxis