this is a title

this is where I say things about myself

[akashicrecord]

Learning And Growing Dot Com

[charl0ttan]

Slash Register

[elliespectacular]

you're just distracting yourself from your problems by formulating and enacting solutions to them

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I left a window open and the friendly swordfish that floats through my house nudging things back into place disappeared out into the yonder skies. That very helpful swordfish was the fundamental pillar of my strategy for keeping my house orderly and tidy. I honestly don't have any idea how I can keep things well put together now :(

[mathematikerin-freyja]

God fucking damn it I woke up today and there was a garden gnome in my kitchen again. I managed to capture him with a big soup pot and now I'm boiling him down into gnome resin. I feel a little bad from like a cruelty perspective, but I simply can't have them sneaking in so I think I have to establish this boundary. Also I really need the gnome resin to fix a crack in my refrigerator handle. So you know, it is what it is......

[darusen]

the floating head of wisdom

[toe-fingerman]

Please don't fall victim to internet misinformation. There is no floating head. It's a regular horse, it's neck is just hidden due to the position of the camera. I made an image to help you understand the what's actually going on.

[pride-knightess]

Thank you for the clarification

[youneedone2]

Wild Turkey fight by Ken Phenicie Jr

[snoopylovessoup]

[charl0ttan]

bread aisle smell has me acting rambunctious

[ozempicofficial]

[kragehund-est]

dont piss me off. next time you go on a trip im filling your house with galapagos finches. by the time you return, they've evolved to fill your niche. they're a better spouse to your partner. they're a better parent for your child. and? they're a better friend to me than you ever were.

[kragehund-est]

one time i accidentally left a flock of galapagos finches overnight in the music store i worked in. by the time i punched into work the next day, they had evolved to fill the niches of each instrument. now they're a world-renowned band. maybe you've heard of... fleetwood mac?

[naamahdarling]

That has to be the most humiliating way to describe one of Earth's most terrifyingly effective predators.

[sapphic-and-stupid]

Picture of her from the USA Today

[teaboot]

I would let her kill me for sport

[vaelus-malewife]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[my-dailydreams]

[thexfiles]

Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck

[xalatath]

IMPORTANT

[yorkshirearthurdent]

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

[beyond-a-name]

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

[yoursminehourss]

honestly i think im good without that thanks

[kuromilesbian-deactivated202205]

big fan of love, being in love and making others feel loved