This Blog Is A Mess

other blog: @lightenings

[orpheuslament]

i tried the whole normal healthy relationship & it didnt work i want someone to be so obsessed with me they want to kill me

[orpheuslament]

want this basically

[shitpostinguniverse]

[squeakitties]

the human eye has evolved to be able to detect more shades of green than any other color! that's because there are so many fucking leafs

[swaggy-hairy-thang]

Also because we were preparing for Shrek's arrival.

[duncebento]

[artisticlesbian]

[orcboxer]

(via @arianwells )

[eurasianmagpies]

unless you literally want to crack open your rib cage and have me crawl inside do NOT flirt with me.

[ohevoyev]

having a crush as an adult is so embarrassing i’m literally too old for this. i should be busy with my blacksmith apprenticeship or something

[m96k]

Sometimes you have to accept that people’s part in your story is over

[just-shower-thoughts]

Dr Pepper might be a woman

[imeverywoman420]

My blog is exclusively for people that didn’t try in PE. The only people that go to heaven are the bad bitches that walked the mile.

[heedra]

sometimes a song overall is mediocre but theres like one brief portion of it that u wish you could steal with the photoshop eyedropper tool and expand into a full song of its own

[feral-flower-child]

I didn’t realize other people felt this specific mood

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

don't lose hope. the DJ will have us falling in love again before you know it.

[twitterlols]

[a-blank-space]

From the bottom of my heart I hope 2020 is a better mental health year for everyone

[powerburial]

everyone fucking hates capitalism, and it pisses them off, but they dont know they hate capitalism, so they just complain about every issue individually as if its some series of unconnected phenomena with no root cause

[suspend]

boys who like kids are extremely adorable

[lostandtwisted]

Relatable.

[oumaimas]

lately there have been too many days like in a row