Idk I’ve been here since like 2015

Riley|20|she/her|Lgbtq+|blm

[letoghanima]

1.08 | 1.09

[ruinedchildhood]

Literally No One: The Netflix Captions:

[wasjopara]

*googles number i dont recognize calling me instead of answering*

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[jinglepancakebells]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[crystalmikii-deactivated0417201]

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

[shirtnapkin]

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

[prince-bat]

aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

[noonestumblthoughts]

I got a rock…..

[azure-sketch]

I got this?

[xypt]

Fuck it, I want to know.

[galaxy-griffins]

???

[filmreel]

TURNING RED (2022) dir. Domee Shi

[cashtnarry]

Cassie breathing against the door like the fucking raptor in Jurassic Park 😭

[ohwellokcomputer]

so you’re telling me that we weren’t allowed to have FAKE CHAMPAGNE during masquerade in my 9th grade production of phantom of the opera but lexi howard’s allowed to have cock AND balls onstage during her school play?

[noxclara]

No one:

Lexi's mom watching the play:

[lovebugism]

lexi howard after ruining everyone’s life with her play

[bollyswood]

#tag yourself i’m maddy

+ bonus: 

[candice127]

Nobody:

Cassie at 4am:

[natasharomanovf]

MADDY PEREZ in EUPHORIA (2019-) JENNIFER CHECK in JENNIFER’S BODY (2009)

[heartensun-deactivated20231101]

“Lexi Howard, how you doing?”

[huffylemon]

[fallen-angel-nightshade]

If you had shown me this site in 2005 I would have asked you if had checked your virus software lately, because this looks like a bad one. I would have clicked away so fast it would give you whiplash. Looking at these sites now, I have to convince myself that they aren't virus laden sites and fight against the pavlovian urge to just navigate away.

[eclecticmasterpiece]

I navigate away anyways because fuck them, there's usually a better site (though they are dwindling quickly). I still can't get over how the internet "as intended" today looks like a malware ridden fever dream from 20 years ago. This is every story I've ever read about an empire that used to be great and has now fallen into turmoil.

[picturesque-about-it]

Beloveds, there is a wonderful website that gets rid of all that crap<3

[crunchbuttsteak]

I use the goons with spoons wiki since it also has recipes without all the bs that accompanies them online.

[animalcrossingmemes]

[egberts]

tragic. 37 clowns were killed today in a devastating one car pile up.

[unearthlyandradiant]

#the funeral has only one casket. it's what they would have wanted

[helloitsbees]

[wumblr]

people i get confused: mike myers and michael myers

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