Supreme Overlord Satan

E. Weirdo. That's all, folks.

[mythicaldeathdeity]

so basically my gf of 5.5 years broke up with me, seemingly because I said we should maybe get married eventually and she got tired of being in a ldr that's honestly her fault

So I'm back on tumblr because I'm thinking too much about qprs now

[yesornopolls]

Do you have any pictures of a fictional character on your walls?

Do you have any pictures of a fictional character on your walls?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 13, 2024

[herpolls]

What was your childhood dream job? (No, you did not say I do not dream of doing labor at 7 years old)

Astronaut

Doctor

Vet

Chef

Zoologist / Paleontologist

Teacher

Engineer

Architect

Artist

Athlete

Dancer / Singer

Other (Put it in the tags, babey!)

Voting ended onSep 11, 2024

[devilatelier]

guys, please keep the caribbean in mind right now, a category 4 hurricane is going to hit the arc of the lesser antilles. and followed by another that is projected to be a tropical storm, but could also strengthen into another hurricane.

the lesser antilles and the caribbean are no strangers to strong cyclones, but this is unprecedented and a sign of things to come in this season. we've never had such a powerful system this early in the season.

if you have family or friends st vincent and the grenadines, st lucia, martinique, dominica, guadalupe, please contact them and tell them to seek shelter now.

[enraged-chihuahua]

ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

[medianox-astrum]

[inthetags]

reblog and in the tags write the reason why your ex mutuals blocked you

[smartasticalart]

There are only three genders

[woman-respecter]

erasing the fourth gender, american pie

[mythicaldeathdeity]

Personally I'm an american band

[the2headedcalf-moved]

whenever i imagine my dream home, the kitchen is so so important. hand-painted plates, gorgeous mugs and teapots, a ton of cookie cutters to choose from, niche kitchen supplies, anything to make it feel like mine...i want to wake up early in the morning and make breakfast for me and my lover, open windows letting in the sunlight, birds chirping outside. manifesting this now.

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[sheepwizard]

each piece comes from a different store that can be found at my local mall and possibly yours!! one question is timed. one result image features alcohol/smoking.

let’s see paul allen’s mall-based outfit

[mythicaldeathdeity]

When I want to follow a crochet blog, I want to follow an actual blog, not just someone whose posts are 90% reblogs of a different [amazing] crochet blog I already follow.

[larkstonguesinaspicpart1]

Honestly if you hate tumblr and you want to try a different website like it i’d reccomend this i’ve been browsing it for hours and having a ton of fun 

[chibird]

Floofy pup reminder that you don’t have to be productive all the time. 💕

Chibird store | Positive pin club | Webtoon

[uberfluss]

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

[tsurangaconundrum]

come and get your gender here folks! assigned gender at uquiz! 

[tsurangaconundrum]

beloveds… if you have to say “im cis but…” in the free response, maybe you aren’t 

[sourdoughstarter]

spring is so crazy you go outside and youre like damn its green

[icarus-suraki]

Important Announcement:

April Fools Day (April 1) is one week away. To that end, I just want it known now, well before the day, that this blog will NOT be posting any jump scares, fake announcements, freak-out posts, fake hackings, fake emergencies, fake news, and “gotcha!” stuff on April Fools Day. We’re staying safe and chill around here.

I’m honestly not into April Fools Day, really, unless the jokes are obvious and silly–like Rickrolls and Dad Jokes. Rickrolls and Dad Jokes are just traditional.