I love my wife

Blog I make about my wife because love is the greatest force in the universe

[pirateprincessjess]

Google Chrome has been installing an AI model on users devices without their consent.

[persephoneme]

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

[mywifearchive]

Save us Goliath Goliath save us

[theweirdwideweb]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vigilantsycamore]

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...

[digitaldiscipline]

[mywifearchive]

Not me I named my cat after this shit. Meet Eeby deeby he did unfortunately turn out to be evil but c'est la vie

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

being able to go to work with hickeys and bite marks on your neck is a human right.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

the bosses are allowed creampie while the workers are punished for a simple little hickey. in this essay i will examine sexual politics through the lens of Marxian analysi-

[bitterbadfem-harpy]

[weused2befriends]

OP, what planet are you from on which it's not MORTIFYING to walk around with visible hickies? Of course that's unprofessional; you're a grown ass man. Grow up!!

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

I’m an adult woman who likes to do adult things with other adult women. sex is a part of life. grow up.

[weused2befriends]

Your behaviors and opinions are absolutely those of a male. And sex is a part of life that should be kept PRIVATE from the rest of the world, especially in a professional setting where absolutely no one has consented to witnessing your sex life.

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

women love to eat my pussy

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

i think it's really funny how twerfs got super mad at this post

[mywifearchive]

The whole point of gardening is to have an almost unlimited amount of yummy food of your choosing. I got Blueberries, my wife got Sugar Snap Peas (thank god for legumes #soil health) and we both picked Raspberries. I am so excited for this year! I am so broke! Seed investment dont fail me now!

[transfrogrified-in-the-void]

Here is a free pdf of the players handbook

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

For all your dnd purposes

[zxiqky-wicky]

Reblogging for other dnd nerds

[demon-rum]

>^>

[jacobtheloofah]

also here is a whole website that not only has a shit ton of adventures and such but lets you search for any item or npc or whatever and see their stats and info at your fingertips

[ladythedrunken]

[mywifearchive]

Lowkey me and my wife

[thevastnessof]

it’s actually quite easy to take over a small local government group if you really want to, bc if you volunteer consistently people will just put you in charge of whatever. I’m now one of like three people at a nature preserve making official decisions about trails, putting in a prairie, and designing a series of illustrations for a storybook trail etc., and it’s just because last summer I started coming over once a week to help the naturalist out for a couple hours. Mine now. you too can steal an organization and shape it to your will 🫵

[depsidase]

[mywifearchive]

Oddly specific and targeted post wtf

[mywifearchive]

Babe if I was a tornado and you were also a tornado would you-- tornados can feel love, by the way, these tornados can-- so if you were a tornado that could feel love would you collide into me and cause irreparable structural damage to everything I am also a tornado that can feel love by the way.

[mywifearchive]

hit an incorporeal idiot with a frying pan friday from Princess Peach

[mywifearchive]

Someday you fuckers will actually reblog this on a Friday and not literally every other day of the godforsaken week. Someday.

[dogpuppy]

[mywifearchive]

This image shows up every time my car gets stuck in the snow without fail.

[triumph-of-adaptation]

[mywifearchive]

HAPPY LOVE YOUR SPOUSE DAY!! I LOVE MY WIFE!!!

ALONE? WRONG. I LOVE YOU! 🫵🫵👁️👁️

unless you have over a million dollar net worth, in which case you should choose your next move carefully.

ASPEC? ME TOO! ENJOY A GOOD WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE MAY I RECOMMEND SCIURIDAE? 🐿️

fuck this mans dirty ass shoes hate his ass

[mywifearchive]

I know my wife is really asleep when the teeth clicking starts. Hashtag never stop biting. I aspire to be on the grind like that.

[fishfortress]

whatever MY special interest is my wife #mywife

[mywifearchive]

I TOO LOVE MY WIFE!!!

[0x1-deactivated20220826]

if you found out that your dad has 120k followers on tiktok what would it be for? what would your dad's tiktok niche be