I like n.oodles

O- Hey, My names Alexander, im an artist and I have not posted in three years.

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Meet Neo! My beautiful moth boy UwU.

Been AGES since I last digitally drew something.

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Neo🎃

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Rose quartz 🌹

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Choco heaven🍫❤️

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Cute little Steven universe doodles! May turn them into stickers ❤️

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I...Made a Camp Camp Oc.

Jesus Christ what am I doing with my life. (its was actually kinda hard to mock the Camp Camp art style.)

[thezombiedogz]

Long story short I dropped a piece of cake on my laptop so my computer has been out of commission all week so to pass the time I finally started watching Prime!! ((making up for my #1 tragedy as a long time transformers fan haha orz))

Im almost done with season 1 but god I love this show. Trying to get a hang of my favorite babes with some traditional doodling while I wait to get my comp back~

[skrotchevo]

[kokoko-sir]

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[robotsandramblings]

i’m  y elling

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O- ok.

[goodfuuuuuuuckinriddance]

people who are afraid of snakes are fuckin’ WILD, like dude, just carefully step over these fat babies’ sausage bodies and gently move the burmese python chillin’ against the door, then you become unfathomably rich. i would do this for $10. i would do this for FREE. 

[william-snekspeare]

I would pay $10 to do this

[cuttleskulls]

GG EZ

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[ichorandpride]

SERIOUSLY theyre not at all harmful unless youre threatening them (like with ALL animals my god)

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I wanna kiss dem cute lil bebs

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if you give me a donut from Tim’s , Ill gladly exterminate all your foes.

[machine020]

waitress , waiter

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Could we please just take a moment to just appreciate this rn?

[icpe]

Transformers 5_The Last Knight, comics #2

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YES-

[lesnee-deactivated20181203]

I was doing some more cleanup of my old psd files and found these two, appropriately named “drunkenassholes.psd” and “morningafter.psd”

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Ok, ok, I don’t particularly like Megastar in tfp buuutttt THIS . THIS IS HECKIN CUTE LIK O M G

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

“really?” I say to inanimate objects that are not working like they usually do

[gettingwitchywithit]

“Stay.” I glare at inanimate objects that continuously fall over

[unironicallyenthusiasticknitter]

“Thank you!” I say exhasperatedly to the inanimate objects when they do finally work right/stay put

[joestoyes]

“Sorry! I say to the table I bumped into

[q834tq3hgfq39fh9q348h-deactivat]

“SHHH” I say to the inanimate object that keeps making noise

[bittyblueeyes]

“Yeah, yeah, I’m coming,” I huff at the persistent kitchen timer.

[alex-guerin]

“Don’t take that tone with me!” I exclaim at objects that make strange and sudden unknown noises.

[ralkana]

“Stop crying, you’re fine,” I snap as I’m looking for the charger cord for the electronic device beeping demandingly at me.

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

“Oh nice, real mature,” I snarl at devices that suddenly stop working after I berate them for not working properly.

[sweetlyminiaturesublime]

JESUS CHRIST I HAVE NEVER RELATED SO HARD IN MY LIFE

[araceil]

“Don’t you shout at me” to the till whenever I don’t hit the right button and it beeps shrilly at me.

[baronfulmen]

Report: humans seem to believe that inanimate objects possess a spirit of some sort, and will often address them thinking the item will hear and understand. This makes our previous observations about the joy they experience when blowing things up quite disturbing.

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“please don’t hurt me” I cry to the loud flushing toilet.

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Cute lil doodle of my OC Pebble, trying to fit into a normal sweater, though it is WAY to big for her due to her tininess .

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Just finished a cute picture of Peridot! my favorite gay space rock uwu

Hope you guys like it!