vroom vroom

why are you here

[catchymemes]

[chongoblog]

I hate this website because I heard “Thinking Out Loud” by Edward Sheeran and all I could think about was that one fucking video you know the one

[drsupermonk]

Hey bud the hint only made me more confused

[chongoblog]

I’m so honored I get to share this with you

[kortzite]

[hotvampireadjacent]

something evil happened here

[valtsv]

i promise i don’t mean this in a furry way but giving up our fangs and tails when we evolved was a mistake that i believe history will only look increasingly less kindly on us for

[i-am-a-fish]

you DON’T wanna see what’s underneath.

[jaybybyby]

Yes we do!! Please show us, Fish :D

[i-am-a-fish]

…u sure?

[evilrobot123]

Yes! Please show us!

[i-am-a-fish]

ok.

what happens to you next is completely outside of my control, good luck.

[trashboi822-deactivated20210806]

what happens next, Fish?????

[i-am-a-fish]

[charlieism]

i think the fact that my eyes dont glow and my hair doesnt float when im feeling a lot of strong emotion is very unsexy of me

[grungegoths]

Not to flex but i never saw call me by your name

[lnfini-deactivated20230930]

[catchymemes]

[maybeiamfireproof]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

No wait one of those memes but it’s “the difference 450 years can make” shared in a vampire community and it’s just almost the exact same photo twice

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

“Be careful who you’re mean to in the 17th century”

[mattholicguilt]

[veryfunnymemes]

[revieloutionne]

[birlinterrupted]

I am abt to lose my fuckin mind because I happened upon this gender reveal party. and like it’s soo over the top expensive

And like I’m like. Oh great, a horse themed gender reveal party.

complete with like … just truly excessive foods and of course, themed cocktails

and this sign which like… the fragility of like *not* italicizing the word ‘colt’. Like imagine being this weird abt gender

with like, a bucket that eventually ‘revealed’ the gender

But like… the picture that really just completely undid me, for this party which surely was more money than many weddings -

it’s not a horse themed gender reveal party. It’s a gender reveal party FOR A HORSE. I can’t even like imagine the life that would lead to hosting a gender reveal party for a not-yet-born horse. Think abt getting an invitation to this. the cis are at it again.

[gurl-blunt]

Honestly the fact that it’s for a horse makes it more acceptable to me

[avengersfilm]

Official new high-res Avengers: Endgame promo art features all the heroes in their matching tech suits!

[futurist]

[mxnrique]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mariowiki]

Family Guy Kin

✦If you’re also Lois Griffin don’t follow

✦Stewies DON’T interact

✦Looking for my Peter ♡

[omfsean-archive-blog]

no

[mariowiki]

[byachi]

Howdy! I know this is a joke post here, but i’d like to use this moment to promote my family guy crossover art and PeteLois appreciation twitter! If any fg fans out of there wish to check it out or give me a follow feel free to do so! :3 i always follow back

[byachi]

about to be in prison for 20+ years so i might as well bump this one more time 

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[mariowiki]

What the fuck happened here on this day

[joey-wheeler-official]

god what a fucking classic post