this is in my zazzle cart right fuckin now am i really gonna spend $30 on this
i bought it……..
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this is in my zazzle cart right fuckin now am i really gonna spend $30 on this
i bought it……..
all that anyone needs to know about my time in japan
So sweet.
The Blue Lava of Kawah Ijen Volcano. The ‘blue lavas’ are a rare phenomenon, only visible on the Kawah Ijen Volcano, in Indonesia. It may look like the volcano is spewing blue lava, but in fact, the shocking blue fire occurs when the volcanic sulphuric gases combust. Emerging from cracks in the volcano’s side, these gases ignite when coming into contact with air. It’s not actual blue lava, but blue flames. (video)
Is Russia even real
I think it is necessary for me to transcribe what she’s saying because it is EXACTLY how I babytalk to my cat:
“Oh Stepa! So little – little Stepa! My little kiss, where’s my little kiss?? Where are my little fingers? Where are my little legs? Where are my little paws? Stepa!” *shakes his paw* “Say hello! Hello my little one! Hello!” *lies down on him* “Oh how nice, how warm. Good boy…”
to be clear, this bear is named the russian equivalent of “steve”
so I read the entirety of Peter Pan in one sitting today and it is SO GREAT and unintentionally hilarious and really really enjoyable and I wanna gush so here’s some stuff
someone once told Captain Hook that he looks like a Stuart so he started dressing like Charles II complete with long black ringlets
ringlets… which he combs using his hook
he also uses his hook for “other homely uses.” I have no idea what, J. M. chose not to extrapolate
Hook’s great master plan to kill the Lost Boys is to BAKE THEM A CAKE and put dodgy stuff in it so they eat it and die
Wendy is like “you ain’t eating shit you found on the floor” and makes them use the cake as a missile, which Hook later falls over in the dark
speaking of Wendy, the Lost Boys are All About Wendy when she first arrives. Peter is like never touch Wendy. build a house around her. we are her servants. she is a lady.
John is literally like “are you fucking kidding me"
Tinker Bell is super not here for Peter’s flight of fancy shit and yells YOU SILLY ASS at him literally about ten times
Peter is kinda dumb actually
at one point he falls asleep on Wendy Guard Duty "and some unsteady fairies had to climb over him on their way home from an orgy”
????????????????
there are non-binary fairies! girls glow white, boys glow mauve and the blue ones are “little sillies who are not sure what they are” which is… really really cute!!!
there’s a whole section where Peter and this bird are yelling at each other but Peter doesn’t speak bird and the bird doesn’t speak human and they’re mad about it
J. M. makes sure to point out that Hook “was not wholly evil; he loved flowers”
when the pirates kidnap Wendy and the Lost Boys, Hook bows to Wendy and sweeps his hat off and gives her his arm and she’s so starry-eyed about it she forgets she’s being kidnapped
the thirst is real, Wendy
Hook is scared of Smee. all the kids love Smee cos he’s little with funny glasses and thinks he’s really fearsome but. Hook is. actually. scared of Smee
at one point Peter is helping Hook up onto a rock because a) good form and b) he wants to have a proper nemesis fight, and Hook BITES PETER and Peter is fucking beside himself about it
in fact 100% of their interaction reads like Kate Beaton’s nemesis comic
Tiger Lily is a stone cold badass. all the men in her tribe want to lock that down and she’s like “fuck no”
when Peter rescues her from Hook and Smee, rather than carrying her bridal-style back to her camp (no thx Disney) she’s just like TIGER LILY OUT and swims home, abandoning Peter to his dumb pirate fight
Peter may be slightly unhinged actually. like one paragraph early on basically says that sometimes he’d go for walks on his own and not talk about it when he came back, then the others would go out AND FIND THE BODY
like the book pretty much insinuates that when the Lost Boys start getting too old Peter takes ‘em out back and puts ‘em down
and before the big boss fight he’s picking pirates off one by one and a Lost Boy is just calmly keeping an out-loud count of how many throats Peter’s slit
and after the boss fight he literally kicks Hook overboard to where he knows the crocodile’s waiting
that kid is fucked up, I’m just saying
the narrator loses his shit towards the end. I’m serious. one minute he’s like “I HATE MRS. DARLING SO MUCH” and the next he’s all “I love Mrs. Darling, those kids are some selfish brats though”
Mr. Darling blames himself for the childrens’ disappearance because he locked Nana outside, so he starts… living in her kennel. a taxi picks him and the kennel up every morning and takes him to work in it. he becomes famous because he lives in the kennel
?????????????????
in conclusion, this book was great and J. M. Barrie was possibly on crack and, also, Disney what were you thinking
THANK YOU SO MANY PEOPLE JUDGE ME FOR LOVING PETER PAN AS AN ADULT AND NOW I CAN JUST MAKE THEM READ THIS INSTEAD OF BABBLING
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I still need to know what dog this is
It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.
Holy shit.
I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW
MOUSE
THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!
Level 1
Level 17
Level 35
I could literally ride this dog into battle.
and I would.
For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)
Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.
Fuck now I want a cartoon of it
BIG BABIES
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
WARM CANADA
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names
M ILKY E H
IT HAS RETURNED
FOUND IT
hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking ‘email image’ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn’t even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. “just a few more seconds” you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is no longer comprehensible. your family and friends forget your name and you fade from existence.
boss fight
This guy is clearly a robot. No human could do this.
This is one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen.
what being alive is like
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Well, it’s been a hundred years, BUT @mosskatart and I promise that the wait wasn’t in vain. Conchord has been going through a massive overhaul; chapter three’s done and in @mosskatart capable hands,
I’m finishing up the rewrite of chapters one and two, and dabbling in chapter four. Thank you so much to those who have been patiently (or impatiently) waiting, we appreciate it more than you know! Here’s a post including a sneak peek of some characters to come in chapter three!
From top left to to bottom right. Morgan, Zintkala, Gully and Behr.
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Guys! You can read the comic here - > www.conchordcomic.com
I pulled my sketch into photoshop and inked it. So here’s a grown up Kubo from Kubo and The Two Strings. Just using my days off to draw all the goofy stuff I’ve had on the brain.
Decided to ink this : D
i don’t want to go to sleep i want to be famous