n0t-th3-5un

aesthete | bibliophilic | lisztomaniac

[i-dont-read]

The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

– George Orwell (1984)

[n0t-th3-5un]

Your mind can't be an effective weapon if you don't put in the effort to keep it sharp.

[i-dont-read]

Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

William Shakespeare (The Tempest)

[i-dont-read]

They slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (This Side of Paradise)

[mbtiandstuffz]

Sorry for the lack of quality posts lately. Here’s a funny.

[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

[incorrectbrooklyn99quotes]

“If a guy calls you ‘princess’ in a condescending manner, assert your newly appointed royal status and have him beheaded.”

—

Amy Santiago

[n0t-th3-5un]

1. coffee or tea

2. early bird or night owl

3. chocolate or vanilla

4. spring or fall

5. silver or gold

6. pop or alternative

8. snakes or sharks

9. mountains or fields

10. thunderstorm or lightning

11. egyptian or greek mythology

12. ivory or scarlet

13. flute or lyre

14. eyes or lips

15. witch or fairy

16. opal or diamond

17. butterflies or honeybees

18. macarons or eclairs

19. typewritten or handwritten letters

20. secret garden or secret library

21. rooftop or balcony

22. spicy or mild

23. opera or ballet

24. london or paris

25. vincent van gogh or claude monet

26. denim or leather

27. potions or spells

28. ocean or desert

29. mermaid or siren

30. masquerade ball or cocktail party

[arahir]

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

[airfryerenthusiasts]

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I was looking over some notes I’d taken in a lecture and one of them just said “I’ll kill Freud with my bare hands”

[quotetherobot]

So my senior friends wanted to do one thing before they graduated…

[stellavee-deactivated20211009]

omg

[whatisunthinkableisundoable-dea]

I have watched this 15 times and I need more

[chasingchristmas]

[n0t-th3-5un]

me: adds 78503247324750234875237629642 songs to my phone

me: skips all of them

[just-shower-thoughts]

How long does someone have to be dead before it’s considered archeology instead of grave robbing?

[australopithecusrex]

as an archaeologist, i find this a veRY AWKWARD QUESTION

[shortvideosandstuff]

Polymer balls that are invisible in water

[werewarg]

IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE’S BATH AND THEY GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE ‘THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK’ OMFG

[bogleech]

you’re not thinking big enough

make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide one in every swimming pool in America

[grandegarlic-deactivated2020120]

please calm down satan

[svau-deactivated20120828]

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

[anus]

friends are like trampolines

[anus]

ive never had one but they look fun