Allie

Hi so i haven’t been on this account in months so i just went through it and there were so many spelling and grammatical mistakes so y’all fake for not telling me earlier

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If Jet didn’t die in Lake Laogai imagine how fucking pissed he would be to find out that the new fire lord is Lee from the Jasmine Dragon. It would prove all of his convictions correct but he can’t bitch about it because what are they gonna do? Arrest the fire lord? For firebending?

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Finn, to Rey: All right, give me your hair dryer.

Rey: What are you talking about?

Finn: Don't you carry one in your purse?

Rey: Have you ever met an actual woman?

Finn, to Leia: Hey, do you carry a hair dryer in your purse?

Leia: Of course, I'm not an animal

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maybe “they fly now” will be our always

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Young Leia and Han

Leia, to Han: today I saw a dude try to physically remove Luke from disabled seating on the train

Leia: he was complaining about his weak ankles and hypertension and how pathetic and discourteous youth were

Leia: Luke took off his metal hand and bitch slapped him with it

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what’s the only perk about being the middle sibling? 

i’ll tell ya 

someone ever curses my town and sends an angel of death upon my town and curses the families so the oldest child perishes? boom I’m safe 

maybe someone decides to switch it up and sends the angel to kill all the youngest children? boom still safe 

but if someone decides to send an angel after the most neglected and depressed child then ya i’m kinda screwed but I think the chances of that happening are p low 

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Clint: hey can everyone just strap in back there real quick

Tony: uh why ?

Clint: twitter just said they’d verify me if i did a 360 barrel roll with the Quinjet

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Finn first meeting Rey

Finn: I'm not a thug, I'm a Resistance fighter!

Rey: Okay, then name one law

Finn: Don't kill people

Rey: That's on me I set the bar too low

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Finn: Rey you gotta start being more positive. From now on i want you to stop saying “i wish” and start saying “i will”

Rey: i will my parents were still alive.

[avengers-having-fun]

After Thor, Rocket, and Groot leave to go to Nidavellir.

Drax: Ok, Quill, you can stop flexing now.

Peter: I'm not. This is how my body is shaped.

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Infinity War Spoilers but nothing’s actually spoiled

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

Red Skull: a soul for a soul, to get the soul stone you must sacrifice someone you love

Gamora:

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

not to keep sounding like a Killmonger apologist but like… if T’Challa hadn’t killed him?? this would be such a great time to have a conveniently murderous cousin in the palace basement. “look alive and suit up, asshole. you’ve got anger issues and we’ve got approximately 7000 aliens in the backyard. get to work.” [Okoye yeets Killmonger out a window into the middle of the fight]

[fangirling-way-of-life]

Infinity War Spoiler

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Let me cry in a corner until next year

[the-timeless-children]

My Favourite Bits of Infinity War (Minor Spoilers)

Bucky picking up Rocket and spinning around with him like Julie Andrews

Wong pretending that Masters of the Mystic Arts don’t carry money when Dr Strange is going to get something from the deli.

“You’ll die alone.” “She’s not alone.”

Okoye, Natasha, and Wanda fighting together

Thor embracing Gamora and commiserating with her about how difficult families are

“I am Groot.” “I am Steve Rogers.”

Peter nervously admitting to Tony that he snuck onto the spaceship

“We kick names and take ass.”

The Cloak of Levitation doing more superhero work than the rest of the Avengers put together

Thor repeatedly calling Rocket a “sweet rabbit”

Stan Lee’s Cameo: “never seen a spaceship before?”

Spider-Man being banned from making pop culture references

“Earth’s mightiest heroes” “Like Kevin Bacon” “I don’t know, I’ve been away for a while. He might be part of the team now.”

Spider-Man blinding Thanos with his web-shooters

Loki’s “We have a Hulk” moment

The two Peters: “Is Footloose still the greatest movie ever?” “It never was”

Rocket coveting Bucky’s new arm

Tony calling one of Thanos’s children “Squidward”

Peter hugging Tony and admitting he’s afraid of dying

Star Lord: “I’m gonna ask you this one time, where is Gamora?” Stark: “Yeah, I’ll do you one better, WHO is Gamora?” Drax: “I’ll do YOU one better, WHY is Gamora?”

Groot-speak being an elective on Asgard

Hulk and Banner arguing about whether they should Hulk out or not

Red Skull’s surprise appearance

Drax believing he can turn invisible by staying still for a really long time

Tony’s pure reaction to seeing Bruce again

Rhodey tricking Bruce into bowing to T’Challa

Ben & Jerry’s apparently naming ice creams after the Avengers

Dr Strange preferring Hulk’s ice cream to Tony’s

Star Lord imitating Thor’s voice

Eitri: It will kill you.

Thor: Only if I die.

Eitri: Yes…That…is what I meant by “it will kill you." 

Shuri being so unimpressed with Bruce Banner

Peter Parker begging Mantis not to lay eggs in him

Bruce falling over in his Hulkbuster armour

The moment when Quill tries to fulfil his promise to Gamora

Star Lord competing with Thor about who has the worst family and then boasting that he still has two eyes

Rocket warning Thor about how he hid the prosthetic eye when stealing it

Bruce: The Avengers split up? What, like, a band? Like the- the Beatles?!

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Kylo and Rey playing chess

Rey: okay, I'm going to take your pointy sad-faced guy for my horsey guy-

Kylo: stop, stop

kylo, pointing to the knight: what's this piece called?

Rey: I call him Dwight

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Poe on the phone with Leia

Leia, to Poe: the worst thing you can do in these situations is take matters into your own hands

Poe, to Leia: got it

Poe: *hangs up*

Poe, to Finn and Rey: Leia says we're gonna have to take matters into our own hands