#source: text post

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Uzi: I got detention again today.

Khan: What did you do this time?

Uzi: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said “There’s an idiot at the end of this ruler.”

Uzi: So I asked him which end.

Nori, from the other room: THAT’S MY GIRL!!!!

[incorrect-multiverse]

Daisy: ‘I’d fix him’

Daisy: I wouldn’t.

Daisy: I’d put him in a small cardboard box and shake it very hard.

[hitchell-mope]

Mike: no, I’m not really overprotective, but if you touch her I’ll end your bloodline.

[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

Dinosaur Train Text Posts - Part II

Part I Here!

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

“Sometimes, I don’t realise an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is looking at me weird.”

- Amelia Watson

[slytherin4ever]

Blaise: Are you drunk

Draco: No

Blaise: Good

Draco : I accidently took ecstacy though

[incorrectsteoquotes]

Theo: I have an inferiority complex, but yours is probably better.

[incorrect-natshig]

Spinner: Hey, Natsuo, how long do you think it takes until you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Natsuo: I think-

Shigaraki: Seventy two hours.

Natsuo: How do you-

Shigaraki: [stares past him] All Might's right behind you.