fwenchtoast

20yo crapicorn, tad bit dyslexic

[nflstreet]

[normal-horoscopes]

I'm a gnostic atheist. I don't believe in God but every once in a while I astral project up to heaven just to make sure the place is still empty.

[amateur]

[ms-macklemore]

refuse to fact check this. don’t want to be disappointed

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

swimming at the lake rules if you love cutting your feet on dirty oysters and smelling like rotten slime and you hate buoyancy

[iamnotyourbabe]

top posts that show someone has never been to the Great Lakes

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

I know its you, Department of Tourism. I’ll never visit your nasty lake

[beardedmrbean]

[miyavmiyimneyim-deactivated2023]

[lunatic-harness]

why does bryan cranston look like karl marx

[macleod]

On the day of my enemies death, the last thing they will see is their precious blog turn into this

[macleod]

This is still the worst theme I have ever seen, and I am happy to have not seen it in years.

[boomalope-pope]

Themes you get a veteran’s discount for recognising

[internetbynight]

[animalids]

Freshwater crocodile (Crocodylus johnstoni) preying on a juvenile freshwater sawfish (Pristis pristis) in the Kimberley region of Western Australia.

Photo by David Woods

[weweantica]

this shit has been going on for 2.5 million years

[just-shower-thoughts]

The only reason your school gave you recess, was due to being forced legally to provide your teacher with a break.

[cursedcatimages]

[bgm05]

wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet

[bgm05]

i need to correct this: wow classic doesn’t have any npcs that can only talk to one player at a time. these lines actually formed for a quest npc that players had to kill to complete the objective. knowing that i think this image is even funnier.

[thediscossessed]

Literally this

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

My favourite is the guy saying, “This is like being at the dmv”

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

connoisseurs of fine dining

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Dessert is served

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

POV: you are the waiter and they are waiting patiently for the check

[wewwo]

its on the house

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Please accept this tip, then

[sativamargarita]

needing this rn

[mrhealyourgirl]

baby bongle

[funny-jamin]

Smoking that goo goo gaa gaa

[genderoutlaws]

Go Girls Go! | First Dyke March in Washington DC, 1993

[suicidesiren]

[genderoutlaws]

Go Girls Go! | First Dyke March in Washington DC, 1993

[suicidesiren]

[bifrosted-flakes]

Tragedy enjoyers when characters haunt the narrative, when nothing can be done to save them, when small moments of respite and happiness only serve to send them closer to their inevitable end

[bifrosted-flakes]