I miss my wife Tails

I do things sometimes // adult

[nachotrash]

✧About me: ミ★ 熙熙 ★彡 Nacho/Dori, chinese, asexual & bi, classics student & mythology nerd

✧Writing for: Kate & Leopold, Logan Howlett, HQ!!, Sonic movies universe (specifically stobotnik)

✧Navigation: masterlist rules asks

✧Requests: open ✧ inbox: very open

✧About my self insert: Name: Shiyu Chen Franchise: literally anything, it’s still me/them. I’ll make seperate posts for franchises. This is the base Age: adult by default, will call out if it’s different Brief physical description: 165 cm tall fem, East Asian features, pale skin, dark brown hair w/ slightly darker irises, longer wolf cut (reaches armpit) w/ curtain bangs, stubby (but strong) legs

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Everything you need to know for requesting!

REQUESTS: [OPEN]

MATCHUPS: [CLOSED]

A few rules:

- No NSFW (a few dirty jokes maybe but that’s it)

- Mainly x readers (Please give me some platonic x readers these are underrated)

- If you request another ship there will be lower chance that i’ll write it

- Fics take way longer so please be patient!

Fandoms I write for: 

- Undertale (Mainly platonic)

- MHA/BNHA

- Haikyuu!

- How to keep a mummy

- Genshin impact

- Tears of themis

Genres

- Angst

- Fluff

- Crack

Matchup Info:

- General info (likes, dislikes, sexuality, etc.)

- How you deal with social interactions

- Any triggers?

- physical appearance if you can

If you have any other Ideas, feel free to comment!

Constellations:

Headcanons, give me a specific prompt or it might be something really random

Stardust: 

Send in a character+song and i’ll write what they’ll do when they hear you sing!

Planets:

Drabbles, send in prompts

Asteroids:

Give me a character and insecurity about yourself and I'll write how they would cheer you up.

Stars:

Give me a character and scenario and I'll write a diary-format POV

Works:

It's a nightmare...right? (Nova full angst)

How Oikawa would react to his younger sibling dating his teammate

Shiyu's Worlds (My fandom inserts!)

Everybody dies in their nightmares (angst to fluff idk)

Leopold Mountbattan x Guard!Reader

Karasuno Boys and their cooking habits

Wriothesley takes you on a date :3

Soft mornings with Welt Yang

You are my sunshine My only sunshine "Y/N! I found one!" Hinata giggled, holding up a beautiful blue-ish flower. He ran up to you and poke

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[maxxie-or-smth]

what the fuck was i researching last night

[schlorb]

evidently, crickets in thailand that will kill you instantly if you eat them

[schlorb]

nine in the morning and i have been crying since six

[rederiswrites]

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[thesanityclause]

Over 10 years ago I drew this mother naga with her kid and a bowl of gulab jamun, and I was blown away to see people still reblogging it and saying kind things here. I decided to draw a sequel, the PTA (People That are Anacondas) meeting is over, and she finally gets to have some gulab jamun. c: I really hope this cheers you up some.

[animatedamerican]

My first reaction: she finally gets to have some!!

My second reaction: oh gosh they're holding tails in the second picture okay I need to reblog this.

[hypotenussy]

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

[thecharmingquirksofothers]

incredible prev tags

[parabins]

tumblr isn’t considered a social media because everyone on here is just talking to themselves

[parabins]

yeah i agree

[bleu-guacamole]

What does the backend of this website look like that it enabels time travel

[dragonfreckles]

context for anyone who doesn’t have timestamps turned on

[tall]

[dogpuppy]

[paranormalbees]

Day 6: Crossover

If making absurdly niche crossovers was a race I’d be winning olympic gold I fear

[sakana-no-yama]

[what-even-is-thiss]

You point out that something going on in China is very capitalist and there’s always somebody who goes “but aren’t they communist tho”

My friends, pure communism in practice was dead the moment it started and Chinese internet influencers have so many fucking sponsorships per video. Have you had your head under a rock for the past 30 years?

[gutsygills]

mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

[tobiasdrake]

I ran into this post years ago and to be honest, it has completely reoriented the way I engage with food.

Like. I’ve always sorta understood that things grow moldy or stale or sour or such if left out, but I never really internalized it in a meaningful way.

But now I’m just like.

Yeah. The hungering dust. There exists omnivorous dust in the air that will eat my food if I don’t.

Those bagels have been sitting there for a week. Are we going to eat them soon or are we leaving them for the hungering dust?

Pizza’s been sitting out on the counter for an hour. Everyone’s enjoying the pizza, but if we don’t want “everyone” to include the hungering dust then we should probably put it away soon.

That’s just. That’s how food works to me now. There exists an invisible predator in the air that hungers for your yummies, and it will not hesitate to eat your food if you don’t make the effort to protect and preserve it. And eat what can’t be preserved before the dust can.

Life-changing.

[the-missing-number]

food doesn’t actually “go bad”, it just gets eaten by something else first

[the-haiku-bot]

food doesn’t actually

“go bad”, it just gets eaten

by something else first

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[theconcealedweapon]

The assholes openly admit it. The whole point of college is to enforce the hierarchy. When those who were supposed to be low on the hierarchy started going to college, the assholes get angry and want to make them suffer for challenging the hierarchy.

[kaijuno]

[tsunderebird]

[willemdaflutist]