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🍺  Stella City affiliated Matsuno Osomatsu 🍺   

[nagomineeto]

Pumpkaricatures...? [Open]

He figured it’d be fun to share in the season. Osomatsu hadn’t carved pumpkins since he was a kid, and now was his chance to relive some good old nostalgia! nestled down in his seat with a hollowed pumpkin in his hands, the NEET grins, draws back the knife, then.... nothing. He just sat there, staring blankly at the empty canvas of a pumpkin, empty as his own mind. He could carve just about anything he wanted! It’s a shame he wasn’t feeling so creative. He sat there for a while, hours, maybe, idly tapping the knife against his pumpkin, now and then his brow furrowed in contemplation as he weighed just what he could create. 

Part of him wanted to just go for it and do a basic face. It’d probably be shitty. Maybe he could do something more elaborate, or use a stencil they had provided? Nah, it was too boring to just go and follow the rules. How would he win the contest if he was going to be unoriginal? (There was no contest. How did he get the idea there would be a contest?)

So, as he did, he came up with a plan. With a smile, he taps the hand of the person sitting across from them. “Hey, can I carve your face? Not... not like that-- I mean into the pumpkin. Would that be alright? Or is that too weird?”

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☆ Candy Meme ☆

To celebrate the Pumpkin ‘n Spice Festival, here’s one of two memes to celebrate! Why not drop some candy in the inboxes of your friends? They’ll surely enjoy it.

Bubblegum: What is your character’s favorite type of candy? Rock candy: What is your character’s general taste like? Do they tend to like classics, or things people might view as strange? Lollipop: Does your character act tough, but have a warm, gooey center? The opposite? Are they soft all-around, or more of a bad apple? Caramel: If your character was a type of candy, what would they be and why? Chocolate-covered marshmallow: Do they have an obvious weakness, or are their soft spots more hidden? Baaribo: Is there a memory your character associates with the taste of candy? Jelly beans: What are two of your character’s traits that you wouldn’t think go together, but do? Liquorice: What’s a memory that leaves a bad taste in your character’s mouth? Candy corn: What is something your character loves about this time of year?

Don’t forget to tag your reblogs and answers with #steci memeing for easy tracking and blacklisting, to accommodate those who may not meme as hard as others! Feel free to tag it as #steci answers as well for others to find!

[nagomineeto]

argusagonies:

      Hey, what’s going on over here? A confrontation? Damn, she loves watching those things! She hasn’t witnessed a good fight since she was in New Meridian! … It was her own fight, but still, it was pretty good!

      … Ah. Looks like some potato got into contact with a sheep. While she was expecting something a lot more exciting, Peacock’s sure she can do something to further upset this guy! What do you mean she should talk about how she fought a sheep once too? Sorry, she can’t hear suddenly!

      “Getting mad at sheep? Wow, you really are a dumbass.” Here she is, in the flesh, grinning and excited to let the other know that yes, she did hear the entire conversation! “Listen, buddy, I’ll be nice t’ya. If you give me all of yer stardust, I’ll tell ya where the motel is!”

Well she seemed nice. Even if he pretty much knew he was a dumbass, that’s still not the type of thing you wanna hear from some kid half your age. He could put up with it though, since she was offering directions, even if they were at a price.

“All of it...?” He thinks for a while. Dust? Dust... He rifles around in his pockets a little, before pulling out a fist and putting the contents into Peacock’s outstretched hand.

“Thee ya go! Some dust!” Literally some dust. It’s just a few pieces of pocket lint. “Now do you wanna show me where the motel is?”  Of course, Osomatsu didn’t have any money. Like, none at all. You can’t expect to be dropped into a new city with new currency and actually have any money, right?

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youllgocrystalcrazy: 

   His prayers wouldn’t fall on deaf ears either! Even if it seemed so… Eyebrow raised, Cortex heard the young man whine. This proved to be a good opportunity to get a lackey… Maybe… If he was as desperate as he seemed to be. Cortex wanted to make his presence known here. One way or another. He’d have to work from the ground up, but that was the best part. There was nowhere to go BUT up!

   Watching the lone sextuplet in the reflection of a shops window, he smirked. He’s played off ignoring him for long enough…

   “Ｗell, Young Man. Today’s your lucky day~” He chimed, finally turning to face the man in red. “Ｉ may have what you need… Couple hundred dust? Some Moolah? If of course…”

   “Ｙou’d be willing to assist me~”

Eh. As much as Osomatsu wanted an easy in, something about this seemed... more than sketchy. The desperate little conscience in the back of his mind told him that there was no way someone would take just any old person of the street and offer them a job! Something like that never happened!

Unfortunately for that small, tiny, quiet conscience, the bigger part of Osomatsu that was desperate for money couldn’t give less of a shit for where it came from.

“Mmmm.... As much as I want to just say ‘sure,’ I should probably ask you what you want from me first...” Of course, it couldn’t be too much work, couldn’t demand more than five hours of his time a week, couldn’t be too boring, but not too exciting either, and at least had to promise at least a little glimmer of hope in him becoming famous. That was totally possible, right?

[nagomineeto]

darkmageknight:

“I hear whispers on the wind of height. Perhaps height is subjective to different people. I’m tall for a human, but there’s probably taller humans out there? Or maybe dragons and stuff!”

Schezo, you’re 6′0, it’s doubtful a normal human would be taller than you.

“…Why is it such a big deal anyway? One’s sword can be powerful regardless of height!”

Schezo, YOUR WORDING??

“Haha.... Nice.”

That’s all he has to say? He’s encouraging him? Oh no.

[nagomineeto]

N, E, E, T (look at this net!)

(well he is number one...)

Netflix (their favorite movies or shows)

Osomatsu-san, obviously? All joking aside, I feel like he enjoys shamelessly corny action movies and mindless reality TV. God, he probably watches a ton of Ninja Warrior.

Ecstatic (name one two things that always gets them excited)

Gambling! (When he wins)

Porn! He’s filthy and I hate him.

Timeout (resting habits that they take up after being stressed)

Already answered! Can I say sleep again?

[nagomineeto]

F T B I

Family

I mean, what’s there to say about family that hasn’t been said already? Needless to say he’s really attached. There’s nothing else that matters, really. He’s pretty unhealthily dependent. Ah well.

Timeout (resting habits that they take up after being stressed)

Sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep! No joke, he sleeps at least twelve hours a day. He doesn’t get stressed very often, at least, but just doing things can be so exhausting, right?

Breakfast (What do they love to have for breakfast?)

I think he pretty consistently goes to rice and fried eggs with maybe some ginger on the side. But he’d never make such a complicated (?) meal for himself, obviously. In Stella City he’s probably more of a sugary cereal and milk kind of guy.

Ice cream (What’s their favorite flavor/ dessert–if they seem like the type to not like ice cream?)

I feel like Osomatsu likes vanilla! It seems kind of basic and boring at first, but it’s so sweet and really versatile! Really the only kind of ice cream for sundaes, after all. He’d load his up with hot fudge and too many sprinkles for one human being to stomach.

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headcanon game (fluff edition)

(Hi! You suggested making a fluff version of fairy-tail-babes’ NSFW headcanon game, so I thought I might as well make some contribution to the fandom by trying it out!)

Appearance (their style and grooming habits) Breakfast (What do they love to have for breakfast?) Cuddle (Are they cuddly people? How do they like to hug/ be hugged?) Dream (What are their goals in life?) Ecstatic (name one thing that always gets them excited) Family (anything involving family, or if they seem like the type not to be that close to their family, their friends) Games (sports, boardgames, video games) Hobbies (things that they like to do or collect) Ice cream (What’s their favorite flavor/ dessert–if they seem like the type to not like ice cream?) Jokes (their sense of humor and how they cheer other people up) Kid (anything about their childhood) Love (How do they show love physically, verbally, etc.?) Music (What’s their favorite music? And do they dance or sing along to it, if applicable?) Netflix (their favorite movies or shows) Omnomnom (you can tell I got desperate with this one–snack headcanons) Plants (Do they have/ want any plants?) Question (What are they curious about? This can be something obvious or something totally random) Rain (anything to do with rainy days) Sleep (things and routines they need for sleep) Timeout (resting habits that they take up after being stressed) Understand (some misconception that they want others to understand about them) Vacation (What do they do during holidays or summer?) Walk (places that they usually go to around their neighborhood) X (something that’s normally seen as fluffy that they don’t really like) Your choice!! Zoo (Do they have a favorite animal? Do they have/ want a pet?)

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Bar Hopping

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risingneeto:

A week? So he had been in this place for longer. Yeah, he wanted to smack him upside the head for his stupid remarks, but… still. He was showing concern, and by the sounds of it, he missed him too. Choromatsu tried to wipe away the tears, frowning before laughing at him.

“You’re still the dumber one here, niisan. I was just so pissed because you actually fell for it! You can’t just let someone fool you like that! Especially not after Iyami and Chibita’s last scam either.” he sounds bitter, but decides to leave that in the past. He still can’t help laughing more at how idiotic and predictable his brother was.

“And I don’t have a rising ego! What else am I supposed to do, confess that I like dressing up like this now?” though he sounded sarcastic, some of it still rang true. “Where are you staying around these parts anyway? You’re safe and you’ve actually got money to not look like you’re garbage sitting around in the streets, right? Are you actually working somewhere?”

“You do realize I’m at least ten drinks in and you’re wearing lipstick, right? Do you realize how much a good contour can make you look like a different person? I’ve seen the youtube videos, Choromatsu! I know!”

With an eventual sigh, he leans back, rolling his eyes upward. He’ll work backwards through the questions.

“Working? Eh, I’ve tried a couple of things out, but nothing’s really sticking. I think the NEET thing’s worked out pretty well so far. Things practically pay for themselves here!  Rent at the motel is free, so who cares, right?” He gives a satisfied nod, even though he know’s he’s going to get shit for it. It’s Choromatsu, after all. “As for what I’m doing here, I’m drinking. Obviously. Have enough money to do that, at least.”

[nagomineeto]

risingneeto:

“Then what about you?! Who do you like that makes you so unpredictable!”

“Me? I already said, I don’t like that show.”

...

“I watch Ginbǎẫma.”

[nagomineeto]

risingneeto:

“I think BÅảẫẫ-Bȁậẫå was pretty cute. She might be my favorite character.”

“You would.”

[primadorable]

“Everyone knows Bǎǻǎǻãǻ-Bȁậẫå is the best! Choromatsu-kun, how could you be such… such… a shitty virgin with disgusting taste!”

[nagomineeto]

“You’re both way too predictable!!!”

[nagomineeto]

primadorable:

With the feeling of someone who could win a lottery, Totoko begins to plot her grand takeover of Stella City’s hearts as the most popular idol, though she doesn’t get far before–

Something flutters, and there’s a small weight on her shoulder. The girl turns her head, careful not to whack whatever it is with her pigtails, and her eyes meet a rather proud looking pigeon, a pretzel bag hanging from it’s beak. 

“…Friendly little guy, huh…?”

While she’s engrossed in her new little friend, who is practically preening as it drops the shiny back of half eaten snacks down into her arm, a rather less pleasant weight pushes on her, this time though the weight falls backwards after colliding. The bird makes a coo’ing sound, staring at whatever it was with a glint of gloat in his eyes.

“U…ugh!!! Watch where you’re walking–” 

She stops, mid yell. For a moment, her throat goes dry. It’s one of the last people she’s expecting to see.

“…Osomatsu-kun?”

In no time at all, Osomatsu’s jumping back up to his feet. How could he get so lucky? He wasn’t alone after all! His surprised laughter seems to startle the bird enough to get it to flutter from Totoko’s shoulder. Oh well, it had what it wanted, now. Birds weren’t really the type to gossip, anyway.

“Totoko-chan! It is you! What are you doing here? I-I can’t believe it! I thought I was never going to see you again! When did you get here? Where’s everyone else? Is this where you live? God, I have so many questions I don’t know where to start!” 

[nagomineeto]

risingneeto:

“I think BÅảẫẫ-Bȁậẫå was pretty cute. She might be my favorite character.”

“You would.”

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Bar Hopping

[nagomineeto]

risingneeto:

Once backstage, it didn’t take him long to rip off the wig, but he knew he wasn’t free the moment Osomatsu yanked him back.

“If you’re done, then let me get out of this outfit! Nothing’s wrong with me!” Sure, he was being loud, maybe a little too aggressive, but that’s just how it always was with fighting his older brother. Maybe this time it was a little more personal than before, though.

“First of all, I’m thrown into this weird city without any idea where the hell anyone or anything is, then I get a job and while I’m extremely happy to be getting paid after not seeing myself capable of being something more than just a shitty NEET, I wasn’t expecting to have to crossdress on the first day! And then you show up and laugh about it all just like if we were back in a gag series! I thought you were gone, and..!” He’s rambling, biting his lip, furious…but teary eyed as he punches his brother (gently) and cries onto his shoulder. He felt embarrassed as all hell, but he was relieved to not be alone.

Osomatsu was quiet for a moment, simply letting Choromatsu cry into his shoulder. But after a few seconds he’d decided that enough was enough. He’s pull away, holding Choromatsu at an arm’s length as he spoke up to cram some sense into Choromatsu’s thick skull.

“You think I didn’t have it rough? I had to go a week not knowing where any of you were! And then when you do show up you try to run away from me? It could have been simple! So what if you’re wearing some fake tits, if you had acted normal for a second I wouldn’t have thought a thing of it! We’re at a drag bar for christ’s sake! But your big fat rising ego had to go and mess everything up, didn’t it!” 

With a resignated sigh, Osomatsu pulls Choromatsu back into the hug. Boy, he was not looking forward to trying to clean off the mascara stains from his hoodie. 

“Look, I missed you too. So stop acting dumber than me.”

[nagomineeto]

“So I heard the new season of that one anime premiered today. I think it’s called BǺąǻǟẫǎąȧ-Bąẫå or something? I don’t really get what all the hype’s about... I mean, all those sheep look the same to me.”

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Bar Hopping

[nagomineeto]

risingneeto:

Unbelievable.

While Choromatsu would normally insist that Osomatsu go off track from a subject, the fact that his outfit is still a point for him to be laughed at by his eldest brother stung. In fact, it wasn’t even until he’d brought it up again that he remembered what he was even wearing. He was comfortable in it, but he only felt shame.

“Is that all you care about?! You’re just saying that to mock me!” he shouted, once again forgetting the crowd of sheep and people in the club before storming off to the backstage dressing rooms. Forget this. He needed to rip off this costume and get changed as fast as possible. He was sick of being humiliated by his brother, and he wasn’t going to let it happen tonight too.

Maybe that was too much. He knew that it was easy to push at the third eldest’s buttons and make him go berserk. But usually Choromatsu would stay for the fight. He’d argue or turn it into a fist fight. He never just... ran like that. And after a week in a city alone, how was he just going to give up when his best friend’s just trying to shrug him off? 

So Osomatsu chases after him, managing to get past thanks to the confusion of the bouncer (’Wait, which one works here?’ Typical). It wasn’t difficult, with how the heels slowed him down, but it was still enough to catch him out of breath when he’d finally cornered him.

“Choromatsu, come on! I’m done laughing, honest! What’s the matter with you?”

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@nagomineeto

Totoko can get used to this.

That’s what she thinks, coyly adjusting a strand of hair behind her ear as she walks down Buckanan street. A fresh start for her idol career, away from comparisons to that two bit cat girl. A luxury room in Chateau Gateau. And, most importantly… 

A complete and utter lack of perverted NEETs around her!

“Watch out, Stella City… Totoko-chan has arrived, ufufu.”

Or so she thinks. Because by saying that, she’s totally jinxed herself. 

[nagomineeto]

Osomatsu hadn’t even overheard, as he was a few hundred feet away, trying his best to ward off a swarm of birds. The guy gets one snack and suddenly all these pigeons suddenly want a taste? He stumbles backwards down the sidewalk, managing to lose all but one, and not bumping into anyone until.... just now. The sidewalk hits him hard as he falls over her feet, and when he finally opens his eyes, he’s staring face-up at none other than-

“Totoko-chan?”

He could care less that the pigeon got to his bag of pretzels now.