BUCKLE UP, TEDDY.

Danny/23/UK/broccoli fan

[kamadaeva]

[fishingboatproceeds]

whats a tumblypoo

I’ve been calling you people tumblypoos since 2011. 

I find it odd that people only just now seem to be realizing that I am a dork.

[sabrnia-deactivated20150929]

we hate you john green

[fishingboatproceeds]

My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do… I just fuckin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

[sabrnia-deactivated20150929]

hey johny my bro relax

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2015

[boarofthenorth100]

Visit Original Link

[hoina-hysteria-deactivated20221]

Eizouken is a master class in characterizing a cast through even the most incidental dialogue.

[laguzmage]

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

Visit Original Link

leaked audio from the long-lost holiday classic, Holy Fuck It’s The Gunch

[golfgalaxy]

it smells like upiwanttofuckyou in here

[slavery]

what’s upiwanttofuckyou

[golfgalaxy]

its a pretty particular smell that comes from young cactus flowers. it helps me go to sleep sometimes tbh

[slavery]

Cool. Wannna have sex?

[golfgalaxy]

yes

[himejoshikomaeda]

JRPGs be like “yggdrasil, the world tree”

[tokai-teio]

yggdrasil: *exists*

JRPG writer:

[qosic]

oh how long I’ve waited

[qosic]

“Ma’am, you do realize this is a school zone”

[nintendette]

Thanks for clarifying

[fernandaps2]

this is lies magician’s red is my friend

[gorps]

🤞

[gorps]

@queenelizabethwilldieinsixmonths hey do you mind making it happen sooner or is that too much to ask?

[tomorrowiwillbecomesomethingnew]

[purplezhaze-archived-deactivate]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Thinks about [Redacted]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

The redacted word is love

[pumpkin-space-traveler]

should've kept it redacted

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Shut the Fuck up

[renousim]

POV: you are rainbow dash

[somethinginsideyourhead]

dude

[boarofthenorth100]

Who Give A Fuck

[boarofthenorth100]