can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko
baby need smoko
BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO
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can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko
baby need smoko
BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO
A scrapped illustration for Charlotte Perkins Gilman’s “The Yellow Wallpaper” (1892).
i feel like this is more funny
cats are genuinely fucking useless man
okay sure that’s progress i guess
WE’RE SO BACK
are you enjoying your One Cold Paw
I remember one time I got INSANELY high off of edibles while playing Among Us, and it quickly became apparent to the other players online. I forget how honestly but literally anything "sus" I did was ignored by everyone because I was so fucking high. I tested this theory by standing in front of a body and the person that actually reported it didn't even mention me. The funniest part was when I was trying to do wires, I kept fucking up over and over again, so I was just standing in front of wires for actual minutes trying to figure it out. A small crowd of players gathered around me to watch and would get mad every time someone reported a body or emergency meeting because "she's never going to get her tasks done if you keep interrupting them." I don't think anyone cared about winning at that point, they just wanted to see the high crew mate succeed in her tasks.
THIS IS 1000% ACCURATE LMFAO. Thank you op
Ohhhh yeah
“It’s easy to assume”: someone’s misconception is about to be amiably corrected
“It’s tempting to assume”: someone’s assumption is about to be criticized
“It’s comforting to assume”: someone’s assumption is going to be read for filth
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
I often think about that post that was a fake dating profile for a cat that was all about chickens, like wanting someone with posable thumbs for opening chickens.
This is one my favourite things the internet has ever made.
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This remains one of the great art objects of modern times and nobody will convince me otherwise.
Hi I'm American movie director, here's my idea for a live action movie based on a widely beloved series: Ok so a team of US soldiers are transported to another world.
Bold new direction for the zelda CDI series
I was gonna make a joke about sonic, then remembered the sonic movies, then I was gonna make a joke about pacman, and remembered pixels. So really the point here is that the United States is Satan.
i’m on that weird shit. i’m jacking odd. disturbating. creeping my meat
*scared* what’s gonna happen on june tenth
a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason "damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently
tanuki video games: ultra complex management simulators with the horniest graphics you've ever seen. tim follin-tier percussion-based music for games like "convenience store manager 4 deluxe edition"
tsukumogami video games: big batches of object-themed simulators that are clearly made on a one week development schedule with default assets. for some reason the lores of this game is super complex
tengu video games: complex RPGs, the HUD and graphics are based on ancient traditional art but in a way that makes the understanding of the game really hard. all gameplay mechanics are based on a buddhist concept and there is zero tutorial
kitsune video games: what appears to be a horny dating sim is actually the most poignant RPG you've ever experienced. goes all out on the character design. cinematic tactical stealth games where the protagonist has her tits out
kappa video games: even if the game is not a mobile game and a single-player, they will STILL find a way to make you pay to progress through the game. extremely long list of small DLCs that amount to a total of 500 dollars (the base game costs 50 dollars).
oni video games: yknow the mario sports game? like mario strikers football? they're like this. fighting games with the most obnoxious inputs you've ever seen that takes mortal men a whole month to get right and for onis a minute.
amanojaku video games: FPS with abominably outdated graphics that assault your brain. the main character has "RAGE" written on their outfit. each new weapon you get makes you question the developers' sanity. in the codes there is at least 5 developer comments taking the piss out of another developer
tsuchinoko video games: cute platformer with a marketable mascot and no lore
me: (at the alien brothel with my universal translator set to "2025 therapy speak")
gleepnork iii: hey there cute stuff. are you in the right head space to receive space head?
a creature is a cute freak that move around
new bit, it’s called “the wrong twin died.” any time you’re talking about an alive person who you dont like, say something like “yeah he sucks. the wrong twin died.” make up a fake story about how the person used to have a twin but the twin died tragically and they were probably nicer than the one who survived.