not lost just visiting

حور Hoor 21 sharjah/rva   ♪♪♪

[sharkboyandlizardgirl]

What do they want her to do, force feed Michael Myers Activia until he shits himself to death?

[retrogamingblog]

TIL Paris Hilton is a huge Nintendo fan and wants to see Nintendogs for mobile

[enemafrostofficial]

The original gamer girl

[transheadcrab]

three older motorcyclists pulled up behind my car when i was at a stoplight and they were just. investigating. so shocked and confused. grappling with the punchline, struggling, grasping for some semblance of understanding, only to find none. i love gen z humor dumbfounding old men.

[transheadcrab]

i never mentioned that this is my bumper sticker

[mypetufo]

if you plug your headphones into a hole in tree you can hear tree thoughts. stuff like “birds live in my hair” “water is my favorite” “the sun is my boyfriend”

[unlimited-memes]

Ben’s restroom

[dingdongyouarewrong]

my favourite genre of food that exists in almost every culture is “filling surrounded by a whole bunch of unhealthily cooked dough”

[dingdongyouarewrong]

japanese gyoza? talented

indian samosas? brilliant

chinese bao? incredible

austrian knoedel? amazing

polish pierogi? showstopping

korean mandu? spectacular

italian ravioli? iconic

tibetan momo? outstanding 

american fritters? killer

literally anything vaguely resembling a dumpling no matter where it comes from or what’s in it? fucking a plus

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oncesingingalways]

Quality. Content.

[buddhabrot]

the only post i care about

[generation-zer0]

Vacation Town // The Front Bottoms (Video)

[literallyaflame]

when i was a little kid, i didn’t care for movies. my parents always admonished me for sitting too close to the screen or fidgeting too much, so i turned to books instead. when i was four, i tried to watch the first harry potter movie. i absolutely loved it, but it wasn’t enough for me. i had to get my hands on that book. the teachers at pre-school said it was a horrible idea, but i read the first two books anyway.

then came kindergarten. the teachers scolded my parents for letting me bring novels to school. “she can’t possibly understand them,” they said. so they gave me tests on the books. i made perfect scores on all of them. i preferred books to movies and television; movies didn’t do justice to the stories i loved.

so, they marked me down as a “gifted child.” they tested my IQ and everything. i was the perfect student, in their eyes. i sat in the front and listened to the teachers as intently as i could.

one day after school, i ran up to my mother and hugged her. then, i turned my head and saw my mother walking towards me. i looked up at the woman i had hugged. “you’re not my mother,” i said, astutely.

my mother, a clever woman, thought to have my eyesight tested. turns out, i had horrible vision. somewhere around 20/450. functionally blind without glasses. not ideal for anyone, especially a six year old.

all my life until that point, people thought i must be some sort of brilliant prodigy, eschewing television and movies for more intellectual pursuits, but actually i just couldn’t fucking see lol

[fuzzynecromancer]

This took a different direction than I was expecting.

[karmicallydelicious]

[ungratefullittleshit]

“For a brief time in the 70’s, our town was taken over by a cult.”

[shortvideosandstuff]

[10knotes]

farewell my love

[memewhore]

[gobblechopstv]

[naivetyhourr]

Missed you

Cool thanks

[kira-aesthetic]

[karnalesbian]

[coolestkidintown]

[0samjha]