hey

rea

[gaycop]

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

[charlestrask]

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

[delmondo]

when she's stacked i overflow

[jame7t]

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

[jame7t]

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[alien-theory]

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

[gaycatdad]

She should be at the club

[kosmogrl]

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

[mintbecrazy]

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

[kosmogrl]

and you still have tomorrow to try again

[jesuschristssupernova]

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[cognitohazardous]

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

[amazoogle]

here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. our other core value is rate at which number go up go up. these two core values guide us in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible

[spookedstarzz]

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

[cognitohazardous]

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

[shopcat]

Can you watch this freaking thing for me

[margoliath]

goagle.com how to get what I w.ant

[simplydm]

Hate when I’m smiling giggling at a video and then an ad plays. suddenly I have to lock in and frown so the ad knows I would never smile for it. Making me look like a fool in front of my beautiful princess (funny video)

[panvani]

Me and my bro in the 19th century inhaling and ingesting various chemicals just for fun