hey

rea

[fnordseer5]

getting home is so epic it's like lol i'm home

[infectiouspiss]

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[smegmafactory4prez]

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄

[bbblaughrefs]

[gaycop]

If i was a cop i would be drinking in my cruiser all day. #protectandswerve

[charlestrask]

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

[delmondo]

when she's stacked i overflow

[jame7t]

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

[jame7t]

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

[cheddar-baby]

Oi dont even joke lad

[alien-theory]

Alien Covenant (behind the scenes)

[gaycatdad]

She should be at the club

[kosmogrl]

there’s something very beautiful about being able to try again tomorrow

[mintbecrazy]

I have been trying tomorrow for the past 3 years

[kosmogrl]

and you still have tomorrow to try again

[jesuschristssupernova]

this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[cognitohazardous]

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

[amazoogle]

here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. our other core value is rate at which number go up go up. these two core values guide us in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible

[spookedstarzz]

got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it