fuck bein sad bitch!!!

monty . she/her . 24

[philtrashnumberunus]

an ao3 interaction

[fanastraea]

lol this is so true. and also really cool in a way i could never explain to anyone who isn't Like This

[abodyuntenanted]

the weirdest/coolest part is that it is genuinely not flirting, and barely feels sexualized as a social interaction at all. it's like seeing your friend's favorite pastry on sale and grabbing one for them, but somehow even less of an overture

[broomsticks]

[marsbotz]

at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me

[ross-hollander]

I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.

[late-cambrian]

blue lock is the worst and best piece of media in the whole world. it’s intrinsically gay. everyone probably has second-hand high from the amount of axe body spray in the building. human experimentation is canon. no one’s parents read the waiver. professional athletes are pitting high schoolers against each other for their own entertainment. they are getting paid to do that. there is poignant symbolism regarding class struggle and freedom. a main character yells right in the womb as he scores. friendship and teamwork is banned. a real life, adult man has a wall of cameras to watch teenage drama unfold. the guys with crippling mental health conditions run the place like wardens. they aren’t allowed to use their phones. they are live streamed for profit. there are at least two instances of canon-typical pet play. it’s awesome, no one is doing it like them, and no one ever will.

[shamebats]

From the OP: "If you sit at a desk or stare at your phone all day, this is for you. Here's how to undo the damage: - Banded Chin Tucks - Strengthen your neck flexors and fight forward head posture - Banded Pull-Aparts - Target your rotator cuff and improve shoulder stability - Banded Abduction - Activate the midline of your scapula for better posture - Lateral Deltoid Raises - Build shoulder stability and control - Banded Up-and-Overs – Boost scapular mobility and range of motion These simple banded drills will help you stand taller, move better, and feel stronger - even after hours at a desk."

Some of these are the same or similar to the exercises my physical therapist taught me.

[tongue-twists]

asexual sex workers are braver than any US marine

[tongue-twists]

"but how can be asexual and also sex worker" idk man it's just a job. I doubt most people who work in retail have a kink for stocking shelves.

[doyouremem8erme]

[beemovieerotica]

[miseria-fortes-viros]

they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

[miseria-fortes-viros]

WASHING THE FUCKING PAN AGAIN!!!!!

[paul-transportlifemashup]

Mega Ambler heals Blue Cop and Peruru's team

[nicecream]

i love how red blitz shows aggression the same way he shows affection lmao

[toxiccaves]

never meet your idols...

[toxiccaves]

Vector n' Bit bros 🍍🛼

[skygallop]

[skygallop]

[toxiccaves]

such an instagrammable moment xoxo

[swordy-da-goat]

[pawsmic]

his pupils grow and shrink the most in the whole cast and it kind of resembles a cat

my first metal cardbot post… gahh i love them so much DUDE ENEHRHTHTJEJE