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The Bowery Presents
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noise dept.
cherry valley forever
Mike Driver
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Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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if i look back, i am lost

Kiana Khansmith

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@naknakittynak
A comic to try and sort through some difficult feelings about being an artist and a reminder to not forget who you are.
Our Flag Means Death as text posts (1) (2)
-core as a suffix serves the exact same function as -esque and yet they throw tomatoes at me when i say something is kafkacore
kafkastuck
(the tomatoes stop midair and change direction) (they are now hurtling towards YOU)
Pet owners be like this
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Such good bois
Riza keeps this photo on her desk Roy made the tiny uniform with alchemy
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working in customer service
some contenders for ATLA’s sauciest MILF
Haru’s mom
Pros
- small business owner
- takes no shit
- silver fox look going on
- Cheekbones™
- could probably ride an ostrich horse
Cons
- let Haru grow that mustache
- does she have a name? Who knows?
- discouraged fighting cops
- didn’t let Haru earthbend (which valid) but was cool with the avatar, two water tribe kids, and a ten ton flying bison crashing in her barn. One of those things is definitely going to draw some attention from those fire nation soldiers you’re trying to avoid. Pick a lane, lady.
Poppy Beifong
Pros
- loaded
- would provide food
- Toph actually missed her when she ran away so she’s semi-Toph approved
- her hair….it’s so big
- not only has a first name, but a last name too
- objectively very pretty
Cons
- ableist
- was apparently fine with letting Lao set bounty hunters after Toph
- probably supports cops
- if ATLA were to have a Real Housewives, this lady would be the star
- okay what was up with the Beifongs just sitting in a makeshift throne room? You’re rich, not royalty. Get over yourselves.
- definitely cannot ride an ostrich horse
Sela
Pros
- said ACAB
- objectively a Whole Cutie
- perfected the messy bun Look™
- protective af
- I know it was unfair for her to tell Zuko to leave after he fought the earthbenders, but can we appreciate how this woman, who’s family and country have been in danger from the fire nation for her entire life, watches Zuko go absolutely feral swinging swords and throwing flames, steps in front of her kid and goes “nope, not a step closer”. Fucking fearless.
- can probably ride an ostrich horse
Cons
- kid was a shit-stirrer
- can’t fight cops
Ursa
Pros
- Zuko-approved
- down with regicide
- an objective hottie
- actual royalty
- likes turtleducks
- theater nerd
Cons
- theater nerd
- whether or not you think Ursa treated Azula right, the objective fact is that Ursa left Azula with the impression that she thought Azula was a heartless monster and that impression left a lasting psychological impact
- oh boy we are not going to get into the comics…but yikes
Kya
Pros
- sacrificed herself to save Katara
- lead the Fire Nation to believe that there were no more waterbenders in the Southern Water Tribe, not only allowing her daughter to live then but ensuring the safety of her village and her children for after she was gone
- snagged Hakoda (ATLA’s Spiciest DILF)
- There’s strong evidence that she was, in fact, the chief of the Southern Water Tribe. Get it queen.
- has probably never seen an ostrich horse but I would bet money that Kya put everyone else to shame with ice dodging
- knockout gorgeous
Cons
- idk how saucy one can be considered when they’re dead
In case you don't know, this literally happened in Brazil. One of the first fatal victims of COVID-19 was the maid of an upper-class woman who had just arrived from Italy and knew she had the symptoms.
Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder, Blazing Saddles (1974)
That has to be the most genuine smile in cinema history
thats because the morons line was an ad-lib so the smile really is genuine cause hes cracking
The bitch was ruthless!!!!
This was my favorite episode
This whole episode is just normal fire nation kids being like “why can’t you guys chill for two seconds” and Ozai’s Angels ft Zuko just being like “because we’re child soldiers in a nation whose day to day population is completely removed from the consequences of the war we started so no one understands us” and then the normal kids are like “please get out of our house”
ggfidjdvakafa OK SO
My mom has been thinking of moving sometime in the future, and she sent me a listing on zillow to look at, right?
And I’m like, “Oh cute, it even has a little in-law suite, that’s nice,” BUT THEN I KEPT SCROLLING AND
Um
UMM
EXCUSE ME???
Who knew sasquatch had such a rich inner life
Concept:
The Scottish Play, but it’s set in a fast food restaurant and everyone’s killing each other over who gets to be the manager and its played completely straight
McBeth
so i just learned that this is already a thing that exists and christopher walken plays macduff, and i desperately need to watch this movie
Holy shit. I remember that one. The witches are portrayed by 3 garbagemen and instead of saying “when Birnham Wood to Dunsinane comes”, they say he’ll be defeated “when pigs fly”. This is fulfilled when a police helicopter lands on the roof.
H O L Y S H I T
so i went to paris once on a school trip n my absolute favorite thing to tell ppl about paris is that ppl piss in the streets there and you can’t step in puddles b/c there’s a good chance it’s a piss puddle and alleys reek of piss
someone: oh wow, you’ve been to paris/?????? what’s it like????
me:
that’s why i can’t stand french ppl who get uppity online b/c i KNOW how they LIVE
this is the saddest thing ive ever read….. mayb im just a country mouse but openly pissing in the street (when there’s accessible alternatives) is grounds for an ass beating
This makes a little more sense now.
I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THSI GOD FORSAKEN WEBSITE I AM IN SHAMBLES
ANOTHER CLASSIC I LOVE THIS VIDEO
I didn’t know memes could go this far
We have reached the ultimate meme
no matter how slowly i open the gate