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[mossycoffins]

Antique Hand Painted Skull Memento Mori Ring

[kunosoura]

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

[kunosoura]

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

[redstonedust]

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

[iusedtobecharming-deactivated20]

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

[rehearsing]

happy too tired July everyone

[holiday-descriptions]

[Image ID: Text reading: July 1. Too tired. /End ID]

[animentality]

[wornoutmetaphor]

always remember your comic mutual is going through hell at any point ever

[duckbunny]

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

[tarragonthedragon]

i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong

[duckbunny]

the plant that makes you grow extra legs

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

[toxiccaves]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

[valtsv]

i feel like if you stabbed an angel the blood trail would look like this

[amazoogle]

[kvothbloodless]

Hey. Hey!

[puke-ur-gutz]

[spellinwaiting]

one time me and some now former friends started to play bimboland for a laugh and then after we had a falling out one of them blocked me on it and thats how i learned bimboland emails you when you get blocked with the reasoning for it

[loveridden1999]

[weepingchoir]

When a book is bad, oh well, the failed artistry of one rube, maybe co-authors. But when a movie is bad, and you consider the military-like scale of production, man-hours, the money involved: you must understand, it feels like I’ve been at war with the world for 29 years.

[elexuscal]

#when a book is bad you can be like. wow what a fascinating insight into One Guy's personal issues#when a movie is bad it's like. hundreds of people thousands of hours and millions of dollars were marshalled to make this thing#and it Completely Sucks (@specialagentartemis)

[byjove]

be honest, how often do you change the sheets on your bed?

more than once a week

once a week

twice a month/every two weeks

once a month

once every two months

less than 6 times a year

there are no sheets on my bed

I don’t remember the last time I changed my sheets

I’m bald/afraid to say

Remaining time: 6 days 17 hours

[krosawa]

seriously, go watch black sails

[thydungeongal]

Band that makes nerd parodies of Imagine Dragons songs named Imagine Dungeons