too plain to be this vain

Hello there & welcome to my humble page. My fixations include welcome to night vale, acnl & some others. For all of you now joining me in the downward spiral into madness you have my highest praise & deepest apologies.

[breastforce]

God damn I’ve been Owned…

[railroadsoftware]

where’s jack going

[dimir-charmer]

I hope Jack’s ok

[blewthischance]

Student Fights Period Shame By Carrying Spare Tampons, Urges Others To Do The Same

We can all learn a lot from Chance's attitude to menstruation.

“So I’m in the gym today (getting my life to Truffle Butter on this elliptical ofc) when the girl next to me asks her friend if she has an extra tampon. Realizing that I overheard, she looked up and literally apologized to me, clearly embarrassed af.

Me being me, I hit ha with the “girl, u gucci” before reaching down into my fanny pack and giving her one of the tampons I keep in there. By the look on her face you would have thought I did a magic trick and pulled 36 titty-tasseled bunny rabbits out that damn bag.

This is so sad. Why don’t y'all love y'all friends that menstruate? Like men will make whole guest rooms in their house just in case someone needs to stay. But god forbid that person menstruate, because I bet you won’t be no extra pads or tampons under that guest bathroom sink.

Like why? Y'all know literally like half this world goes through this?

Ugh anyway to all my menstruating friends, if y'all need it, know I got it. I keep some in my fanny pack when I go to the gym, and some in my backpack all the time. Never feel embarrassed for asking for one. Never feel embarrassed for being human.

@everyone who doesn’t menstruate: keep your menstruating friends in mind and stop being so shitty.”

[knightofleo]

Steven Universe Finally Returns to TV in June!

The life of a Steven Universe fan is one punctuated by moments of great fun when the show is actually on, followed by huge periods of sadness while waiting for it to return (as is the case right now, since the last episode aired in January). But now we know when Steven and the Crystal Gems are coming back, and it’s not the only good news!

Revealed exclusively by Entertainment Weekly, Steven Universe will return to Cartoon Network in June, seemingly for a run of weekly episodes, rather than the recent “multiple episodes in a single week” format (referred to as a “Steven Bomb” by the show’s creators). June through August will be dubbed the “Summer of Steven.”

The other good news? The show is sticking around for the foreseeable future, as Cartoon Network announced that the series has been renewed for both a fourth and fifth season (its return in June will be for its third season). So there’s a lot more adventures to be had with Steven and the Crystal Gems. Hooray!

[yepperoni]

we should all stop participating in april fools day and start celebrating inuyasha’s birthday

[yepperoni]

just a reminder april fools day is canceled this year and we’re celebrating inuyasha’s birthday instead

[nalipoli]

tumblr employee: .......Mr. Green.....

John Green: Yes scum?

tumblr employee: may we.... give them back the replies

John Green: (deep inhale)

John Green: only a chosen few

tumblr employee: yes my master

[artimadare]

“How seals move on land” -bubbubbubbubbubbub-

[gay-angry-transman]

omg they’re so cute I love them

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why are 90% of urls attached to popular text posts deactivated?  is someone picking them off, assassin style, or have these users won their freedom from this website, gladiator style

[eggwyrt]

thats actually a really interesting story

[shadgandel]

I’m gonna reblog this again because holy shit, this article is amazingly interesting. I never imagined that this was all happening.

[dirtyosomatsuconfessions-blog]

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a new law is about to be passed in Saudi Arabia that will allow the government to execute people for coming out or being openly gay online.

ignoring the fact that this is literally something out of some kind of dystopian novel, in the interests of safety i’ve emptied out my face tag and may temporarily deactivate or password protect this blog.

please reblog this and get the word out, and if you pray, please pray for me and my fellow Saudi LGBTQ+/MOGAI family.

[nicenonbinarythings]

ALSO, for those who need it [x]. its a post on erasing all traces of yourself from the interwebs. 

[butt-berry]

Hyacinth & Venus flytrap for my baes, @trevenant and @ommanyte

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[darkohexar]

@prozd

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[theweirdwideweb]

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[cexting]

im Party Cannon

[magalireyesm-blog]

The Day the Saucers Came

a poem by Neil Gaiman

illustrated by me

[neil-gaiman]

nice job.

[readingandfangirling]

And it has happened again

A bomb blast.

In my country, Pakistan. 

My people, bleeding, dying.

About 69 people have been declared dead so far and over 100 have been injured.

But this one hit a little too close to home.

The park it took place in, Gulshan-e-Iqbal Park, it’s really close to my grandparents’ house and I’ve been going there since as long as I can remember, the last visit being only a few months ago. I have fond memories of that place. And now, it’s full of blood.

It’s always bustling with people and since it’s Easter Sunday, it was even more crowded than usual. Most of the dead and injured and young children and women. People have been separated, parents can’t find their children, hospitals are overflowing and it’s just… 

This is too horrible. Too horrible.

All I can do is pray. Please, I request all of you to pray.

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i looked over my mam’s shoulder only to find her looking at the single most wholesome meme i’ve ever seen. This is in welsh and it says “Hello, small dog here, have you found one of my shoes yet?” it references a welsh children’s song about two puppies going for a walk into the woods with a shoe on each paw only to return home with one missing shoe each 

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Two small dogs went to the wood New shoes on their feet Two small dogs going back home Having lost one of their shoes Two small dogs. Two small dogs went to the wood Spraining their ankles, turning their feet Two small dogs running home Flour and icing up to their legs Two small dogs. Two small dogs, their breasts are white Two small dogs with astonished eyes Two small dogs still staring out Two small dogs “How are you tonight?” Two small dogs.

I found a english version… this sounds so cryptic