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[dream-boat-annie]

[1-800youwish]

heres the realest shit ever: literally no one is going to pressure you to do drugs in high school

literally no one

[hipster-trichster]

an encounter i had in 10th grade in a bathroom

person: hey we’re about to smoke some pot do you want some?

me: nah i got a test in like 20 minutes i just have to pee

person: alright good luck

[publicuniversalbren]

actual highschool party I’ve been to 

person: I brought beer!

people: aaaaaaa yyyyeeeaaahhh

person: want some?!?!

Me: no I don’t drink

person: GOOD MORE FOR US HERE’S SOME SODA

[shrineart]

On the bus: Dude: Do you want a cigarette? Me: Dude I’m asthmatic. I’d die. Dude: Okay, cool, cool.

[unicorndildos]

6th period math: 

friend: hey, you want a weed brownie?

me: nah I’m good. 

friend: cool.

[pvrx]

Lunch

Some girl: You guys wanna smoke weed in the stairwell??

Us: not really

Girl: Okay friends, if you want any later my name’s Zoey, i always sit here

[monicanna-mess]

Guy: do you want a cigarette?

Me: I don’t smoke

Guy: good, don’t start

(that happened on multiple occasions with different people)

[colt-kun]

Seriously I was pressured into reading the Twilight books 1000x more than any drugs or alcohol

[itsindigowhite]

The last one

[thatradicalnotion]

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

[cobaltflame]

This really says a LOT

[bunney]

simpsons is so next level

[choppedandfoodnetwork]

[purplespacegay-deactivated20190]

When Humanz goes right from Andromeda to Busted and Blue:

[namastefabiendarling]

murdoc: has his dick out in saturnz barz

y'all: k

noodle: dances in dare from 12 years ago

y'all: HOLD UP

[100line]

[yugayslavia-deactivated20210317]

you’ve heard of “busted and blue” sung by 2D, now get ready for

“rusted and red” sung by cyborg noodle

[mitten]

[escabye-deactivated20190922]

Reblog this if Ben is a hoe

[visualtraining-deactivated20240]

do i believe in romance…not sure. am i obsessed with it…absolutely

[twitterlols]

[tsunderrated]

[patdsnaps]

Instagram: jerseyshorefanclub1

[clemmentyne]

“No women is an island.”

[clemmentyne]

Clementine in the episode 4 trailer: Thicker than Water”

[zerrie]

2013 vma will always be the best vma

[citrouilles-deactivated20230317]

HOW COULD YOU FORGET ABOUT DAFT PUNK????!!!!!

[iamaslitherin]

I’m actually just reblogging this because of daft Punk!

[waterboarding-deactivated201705]

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid