I'll Give You The Stars

She/Her//25 One direction, 5sos,bands generally,youtube,tv shows,songs,books,movies,my idols and also irrelevant posts that i like

[rylandsgrace]

#The menace to society is back

[voulezloux]

something something night changes

2017 / 2026

[catchymemes]

[gaynehollander]

Post public relationship someone asks Shane and Ilya who made the first move and, without thinking, they both go "I did" which leads to them being outraged at the other one and any witnesses finding out way more than they ever wanted to know about how they got together.

Shane's like, "I was the one who introduced myself to you!" With Ilya replying "yes, but I made it romantic!" And normally Shane would never admit this under penalty of death but Ilya just engaged his competitiveness over who's responsible for their relationship so he immediately throws back, "romantic? Oh, please, you jerked off in front of me and you only did that because I was already hard." Ilya then, of course, comes back with, "you wouldn't have even been in that shower if I hadn't booked you for that commercial! And you were ready to pretend to forget it until I came to your room and kissed you."

And everyone else is just sat there thinking... I'm sorry, what happened??

[no-lovelorn-hazard]

Every reporter in that press room like

[galecstatic]

i have so many questions but for now CONTROL IT WHORE

[goodman-grace]

Geralt's a fake ass homosexual if I had Joey Batey trailing after me for 20 years singing ballads about how amazing I was and tenderly stitching up my wounds after I got my ass kicked and gently washing my hair and was so devoted to me that everyone called him my bard I would've fucked him so hard that his vertebrae would be shooting out of his mouth like a pez dispenser but maybe that's just me.

[toutes-les-choses]

kinda feel like Ilya letting “Shane” slip out during the tuna melt sex scene was a result of Ilya letting himself moan Shane’s name during his jacking off seshs and he had gotten a little too comfortable letting it slip out whereas when Shane says Ilya’s name back it’s because it had never occurred to him he could say just Ilya’s name out loud so he tries it out and then it felt so good he spooked himself like a horse

[heymacy]

willyoucometomycottagethissummer? don't go to russia come to my HOUSE we'll have so much FUN 🤫private🤫 👀know👀 it's so no one will we could have a week, or even 2️⃣

we'd be completely alone... ✨TOGETHER✨

[thememedaddy]

[catchymemes]

[rustingbridges]

I like to fuck around and waste time for at least ~6-10 hours per day, and let me tell you, that really puts some pressure on your schedule. you have no idea how busy I am

[snap-crackle-cunt]

what shane says: im gay

what shane means: i can never love a woman in any way resembling the way i love you and when i tried she called my shit IMMEDIATELY so what im trying to say is i can't sidestep whatever we are the way you can, i will never ever love anyone but u

what ilya hears: somewhere along the line of our multi-year situationship that began with me immediately sucking ur dick, i have determined that i like men.

what ilya says: ya no fucking shit bro what

[duchessripper]

“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[actuallysara]

Hudson Williams for Wonderland Magazine

[elftwink]

i think every religious holiday should also be an official national holiday where you don’t have to work or go to school or anything and i also think in order to be respectful and inclusive we count the holidays of any religious group that has over like ten people. with the power of friendship and a shared google docs spreadsheet we could make sure no one goes to work ever again

[outromoonyy]

I still don't know my purpose on this planet but I do love reading fanfiction.

[juniepops]

Insane how much even a bearable full time job just sucks.