yo

who even uses tumblr anymore

[gottfriedvonleibniz]

how the fuck is this even real

[shogas]

it looks like ridely and isabelle are snake and cloud’s fursona’s

[cloudstrifefan7]

they are

[barzum-and-baizli]

some of u never tried to force a volleyball as far underwater as u could at a pool as a kid only to have it shoot up and hit u in the fucking face and it shows

[dulect]

me: *displays affection by giving you links to posts i think are relevant to your interests*

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[ripe]

aquarryl on ig

[womwpwomwpwmo]

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

[trashboat]

[uglythug-deactivated20181112]

Cmon…. support your boy….. he’s nervous….

[trashboat]

brad once fed me pepper spray without my knowledge

[babyanimalgifs]

What kind of pokemon is this?

[nukenai]

an electric toothbrush

[zulies-doodles]

For the love of god turn the sound on

[skrotchevo]

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

Change ur mistress into a cow so your wife doesn’t catch you cheating

[ancientgreeksuggestions]

Appoint a guy with eyes all over his body to guard the cow so your husband can’t have sex with her anyways

[barsnips]

If the url didn’t have the word greek in it to cue me in on the ridiculousness of Greek mythology I would just assume I had encountered the best shitposter on this whole website

[wadey-wilson]

choose your fighter

[wadey-wilson]

#this is an alignment chart but we’re not advanced enough to understand it yet ( @cupofcoffin )

[powerfulpomegranate]

Lawful Niece, Nuetral Niece, Chaotic Niece 

Chaotic Cousin, Nuetral Cousin, Lawful Cousin

Chaotic Dad, Nuetral Dad, Lawful Dad.

[die-einzelganger]

when a pokemon is both steel and feathers

[die-einzelganger]

[weloveshortvideos]

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

I’m happy for her

[kira-97]

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

instant cute outfit with minimal effort

it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages

sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable

u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know

disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:

[aneastcoastbreeze-deactivated20]

Guys think they’re totally not cute lol

[cutegaywitch-deactivated2021022]

the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus

[writing-prompt-s]

Humans start out at birth with milk white blood. The more crimes they commit, the darker their blood becomes. One day, you meet your soulmate. Skip a few years, and things are amazing… Until your soulmate trips, falls, and exposes black blood…

[jq37]

“Dude, I have not paid for music since 2006.”

“Oh yeah, I forgot that was a crime.”

“Me too, tbh.”

-fin-