I don't know

You don't know either. No one knows.

[mymlansdotter]

The Eurovision Royal Family

Queen:

King:

Crown princess:

Prince: 

Crazy aunt:

Ancient gods:

Royal guard:

[baenemy]

when you have eurovision at 10 but have to summon satan at 11

[tarjayandhonk]

ireland: *pretends the uk doesn’t exist*

me: truly iconic, so beautiful, legendary

[flawlesssantos]

in europe we don’t say “i hate you” we say “nil points” which roughly translates as “you must be the UK" 

[likhoj]

Its time to go back to sleep, Europe

See yall next year.

[euroblog]

Presenters: the lowest points, nine, go to... Australia

me: good

[basketcasemp3]

how come we’re always forced to choose between kids and a job??? i dont want either

[baetology]

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

[bumblebeebats]

And people say stuff like ‘lol don’t you hate it when you look up in the middle of the night and see a spider on your ceiling’ like bitch (!!) i could have Nicholas II last czar of Russia hangin from my ceiling fan and i would be none the wiser

[namidanam]

Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

[lordelrondtheconsultingdetective]

Self care is listening to the same song thirty thousand times in a row

[namidanam]

Me: I'll just lay down for a couple of minutes and then I'll start studying

Narrator: she knew very well she was not getting up again for the next five hours

[bob-belcher]

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

i really wish platonic relationships were more important. i’m tired of losing friendships because i’m less important than their significant other. i hate that i’m automatically not as close to my friends because i’m not the person they’re dating/sleeping with. and i hate how whenever i complain about it the response is “you’ll find someone too someday!” like no I shouldn’t have to “find someone” to feel loved and important, maybe we should stop promoting investing all your time and effort and physical and emotional intimacy into one romantic/sexual partner idk

[stromcuzewon]

god, i haven’t cha cha slid since high school

[cultofthepigeon]

ive never seen the cha cha slide refered to in past tense and i am fucking shaken

[fortwoof]

In the mood to be hugged for an entire day

[myemotionaldebris-deactivated20]

[jasonapham]

[enchanted-dystopia]

REPRESENTATION MATTERS.

[profeminist]

[mysliceoffun]

Representation is SO important.