i have cat brainrot

parker . she/he

[iamoutofideas]

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

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LOCAL SLOPLETS FOUND GUILTY OF SQUISHING IT UP, THEIR SLICK BODIES JOINED TOGETHER SO WETLY #LOVEWINS

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#Homophobia

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i’m gonna say something that doesn’t feel good but you might need to hear it: bending over backwards being a people-pleaser, being conflict averse and not telling anyone your needs, and then being resentful and upset when your needs aren’t met is a You problem first

[cheaphalloweencostume]

not related but also just good advice: when you’re lowkey frustrated with someone and can’t quite figure out why their behavior is bothering you, i highly recommend examining if they have broken an imaginary rule or standard that you hold yourself to

[sabertoothwalrus]

🐐

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Jesus Christ just say you hate innocent people

No idea what prompted this, but sure, why not. I hate innocent people.

[torchwood-99]

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

[dollcoil]

(responding to getting flirted with) heh well, youre pretty sexy yaself baby, (lowers sunglasses to reveal my wicked eyes) im not feeling well, i might die soon

[sitcomwatcher]

everyone who interacts with a post on my blog is entered into a secret lottery wherein a winner is randomly chosen for me to go thru their blog for a minute or two. thanks for playing, everyone

[decayingdogt33th]

I think about how transphobia and homophobia often just circle back to misogyny a lot because if you think women and men are inherently super different and never can be similar ever you’re more likely to hate gay people or trans people or whatever

[thequeervampiric]

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

[ashstfu]

x / raymond carver

[ashstfu]

GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CHANGE GOOD CH

[segamascott]

[ph-cutie]

sheepish is a really funny word. fuck im so nervous (turns into this)

[redstonedust]

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.

[aru-art]

peak character designs

[scromch]

i think maybe we could spend less time thinking about things that make us angry and more time thinking about other stuff

[scromch]

YEAH EXACTLY HOLY SHIT

[scromch]

oh my god hes perfect. replace the faces on us currency with him