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Monterey Bay Aquarium

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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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cherry valley forever

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YOU ARE THE REASON
The Bowery Presents

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@narherkugel
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Nature Documentary: these deep sea creatures can withstand crushing pressures of thousands of pounds per square inch!
Me: they’re not withstanding a goddamn thing. The pressure is a part of them. Their interiors and exteriors are equalized. Just because your respiratory system is built around a pair of fragile poppable bubbles-
You don’t know me
I find it funny when
Oh my god FUCK OFF
day 2: I DROVE MY CAR INTO THE SEA????!??!???!!!
This was fun to make! The background was a lil boring so i decided to animate harry crashing out ^^
i think i found my new favorite artist on twitter
(source)
👆 me
“Your Body was never found”
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PLEASE DO NOT STEAL
"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url
Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute
this fucking video has two punchlines it's incredible
my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself
I'm going so mad at my university curriculum that I wrote this post in the tumblr search bar.
Anyway, I have like 2 separate courses (that are mandatory) that require using AI to pass. I will not use AI. I would prefer to chop my own fingers and pluck my eyes than do that.
However I need to pass. My strategy so far is doing things they ask me to do by hand. But I want to be so much of a pain in the ass for those who teach this (they are outsourced) that they will foam from anger when they see me. Pain in the ass but still legal - malicious compliance and shit.
Any tips?
2024 gonna be my year fr
2025 gonna be my year fr
2026 gonna be my year fr
it still makes me go insane that somehow no social media site bothers to implement interleaved text and images. Fediverse cannot support it broadly, Bluesky can't handle it, Facebook can't do it, Twitter can't do it, fucking, LinkedIn doesn't do this, somehow only Tumblr has this, and it barely even counts as a popular social media site.
well you see we're the new pdf
i can't overstate how much this used to be the default on blogging platforms. blogging used to involve as much mixed content as you felt like. the goofy defunct french blog platforms (Skyblog, U-blog) where i was making my first posts in 2004 had that. you could embed media or javascript or applets or anything you wanted. the reason this feels like a unique tumblr-only feature now is that rotten as it is tumblr is one of very few remaining blogging platforms in 2026. everything else is microblogging now. everything else is twitter now
i hate this stupid thing
look what i cooked (literally)
sweet as a 1/4th cup of sugar Some extras below the cut!
Holy shit those cookies came out exactly how you wanted em! Did it take a few tries to get em right?
Hii nope, i kinda just tried to keep them as on model as possible because i knew i wouldnt be retrying them, cutting them out just took long xd And in my head i was like okay they will also get a bit distored in the oven, possibly bake unevely and i think thats okay and has its own charm to it Im gonna answer it here as well since a few people asked if i made cookie cutters and no not exactly? I redrew the frames from digital reference on paper and cut it out like so
(also shoutout to fish shaped dish)
then i would put the paper on the dough and put some flour around it to have a guideline that wont move and cut it out
and the back legs have a mix of cocoa : >