𝓔𝓵𝓲 𝓓.

☆ 24 – they/them – occasional nsfw

[yo-its-matt]

anyway the “nice cock jason” tiktok is playing in my head at all times on repeat indefinitely

[inthefallofasparrow]

Page of Wands

[fangorn-forest]

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

[that-house]

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

[that-house]

all of our trobles seem so small from up here

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[machine-unlearning]

god I'm such a slut for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce *decides it’s inaccurate to refer to myself as a slut in light of my minimal sexual activity* if The Enemy discovered my ardor for Chinese eggplant in garlic sauce, they would gain a significant strategic advantage

[flopity-flips]

[veiledfigure]

plucked an appleberry

[tax--payer]

youre a sick fuck

[veiledfigure]

plucks you next

[plasmalink]

The axe forgets. The tree forgets. The squirrels in the forest forget. Nobody remembers

[plasmalink]

post cancelled

[baradragon]

christianity being a real facet of peoples lives instead of something you grow out of is killing me what do you mean youre 19 and still believe that mission trips are a positive force in the world

[oblivionloading]

The Fragile Illusion of Alpha Masculinity has been lost.

[oblivionloading]

You have contracted Splinters

[rusticfurnace]

i havent played dishonored 2 yet but if i do, im not sorry for the person i will become

[sinisterdaarlingg]

💜

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[pisboy]

“widow is dressed sexy to distract and seduce her enemies”

she’s a sniper

[pisboy]

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

[hollowtones]

if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds

[animentality]

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[backtornado]

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

this is just a gormless little creature. what are we doing here.