I'm like if a Cat was a Faggot

he/him house cat furry/therian/otherkin. thirty something. dilapidated bisexual. probably somewhere under the ace umbrella too. messaging me constitutes explicit approval for me to share the DM if i so wish. if a bullshit disclaimer like this works in a EULA it works here.

[pussypopstar]

can I come over and look at you like this

[elorasaurus-gaming]

I won these cards in a giveaway hosted by Paleo Pines and CreoCards in December 2025

As a huge Paleo Pines fan and someone who collects various trading cards this was an amazing opportunity, so thank you to everyone involved in making this happen ♡

I even got Lucky (hehe) ☆°~

They arrived a week or so ago but due to work I only opened them today!

I have a full unboxing available on my channel:

https://youtu.be/zZka7QTXdF8?si=6VfKv-xh9CQfIxvf

[paleopinesofficial]

HELLO???!!!! we are so jealous, how lucky you even got a Lucky!!! 😉🍀

[squeakitties]

they should make an antidepressant that increases your libido

[mongeese]

The Murderbot Diaries are a power fantasy about being aromantic and still developing extremely important dedicated emotionally intimate partnerships where you are a top priority in a person's life, equal to their other family or romantic attachments despite your own emotional difficulties. And having guns in your arms

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

American soldier, you are killing and dying for a pederass who tried to sell steaks at Sharper Image one time while your wife makes love to countless beautiful women without you. Is this what you wanted?

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

You're in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere picking sand out of the crack of your ass in between your shifts of pouring diesel fuel into buckets of human shit and lighting it on fire. Back home right now your kids hate your guts and your wife is getting ready to leave you for her new girlfriend. The boys in Washington are laughing at you all the way to the bank. Bad way to live, son.

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

American soldier, you are killing and dying for a pederass who tried to sell steaks at Sharper Image one time while your wife makes love to countless beautiful women without you. Is this what you wanted?

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

You're in the middle of bumblefuck nowhere picking sand out of the crack of your ass in between your shifts of pouring diesel fuel into buckets of human shit and lighting it on fire. Back home right now your kids hate your guts and your wife is getting ready to leave you for her new girlfriend. The boys in Washington are laughing at you all the way to the bank. Bad way to live, son.

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

[teaboot]

One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.

The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.

Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.

I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so go drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.

Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.

"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."

"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."

"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"

Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

by far the best ad I’ve gotten on this app entirely because I tried rotating it out of sheer curiosity and absolutely nothing happened

[catgirlcadaver-deactivated20241]

[labelleizzy]

[sandersstudies]

Activist sister: I’m concerned about American free speech being threatened.

Little brother: What do you mean? We still have free speech. I can say penis balls right now.

[sandersstudies]

Help I’m hearing it in their voices now

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

Oh man I can't believe I forgot. You know that post that was like "tell me what clothes you've bought because of a character" or whatever. I searched for ages to find an adequate white cable knit sweater because of Ransom's in knives out.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

It's a good sweater

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I'm putting this here bc I feel like it's information everyone needs. You can find it here.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I don't knit but that's hilarious because this looks like such a complicated pattern for a beginner

[disaster-possum]

Oh it is. There's at least three different styles of cabling. And more advanced cabling at that. That sweater would take me like a year to finish.

[crossedwithblue]

All the cabling is done the same way. You just need to read your knitting and keep track of which row you're on

[itspronouncedtessa]

No, but for real. Knitting is just loops. Cables? Spicy loops. Lace? Spicy loops. Color work? Multicolored spicy loops.

There are no levels in knitting, there are no exams to pass or goals to achieve before you can continue.

The Handsome Chris is a perfect beginner project. It's all one color, it's knit flat, you get to learn lots of new techniques all at once, but most of all it's engaging and you're working towards a goal you really like.

I would have impaled myself on my needles if I'd been forced to complete a Sophie scarf before I got to advance to something more "challenging" like a washcloth, or God forbid a ribbed hat.

My very first project was a self-drafted 11-strand intarsia double sided cable scarf, because I didn't know I wasn't allowed and that was what I wanted to make.

This attitude of mystifying certain fabrics as advanced really twists my stitches. I cannot do simple stockinette colorwork to save my life, but I can 3-color brioche without looking.

There are no levels in knitting.

Make that fucking Handsome Chris if you want to, it's a great sweater. Or start with the Sophie scarf if that's more your vibe. But don't ever think that knitting is hard.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

You sound like me telling a beginner crocheter "nah the alligator stitch is easy for a beginner, it's all just double crochets!" (a real thing I have said to people picking up a crochet hook for the first time). I'm not saying you can't start with a complicated stitch I'm saying it's very funny when people do.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#I mean. knitting and crochet both just build onto very basic stitches#once you know the basics it’s short work to do those ‘harder’ stitches#you just gotta practice them!

"Once you know the basics" is my point. Beginners do not know the basics. I am a beginner knitter and let me tell you we're doing shit like "trying to remember how to cast on", "not dropping too many stitches and going on without noticing if you can help it", "trying to figure out how to keep consistent tension so the width of the project doesn't keep changing", and "trying to remember the difference between a knit and a purl because at least a quarter of these stitches are definitely backwards".

[jmtorres]

[voiceofaboud]

I KNOW NOBODY CARES ABOUT US IN GAZA. I KNOW WE ARE JUST A POST PEOPLE SCROLL PAST.

[voiceofaboud]

But the truth is… we are hungry. Saying this breaks me and fills me with shame, but it is our reality.

[voiceofaboud]

Severe anemia has changed everything in my life. I am struggling with medical bills and ongoing treatment costs. Any donation would mean the world to me.

Chuffed - PayPal - Verified

[voiceofaboud]

A full day without any donations!!!

[voiceofaboud]

6:00 AM in Gaza another sleepless night because of pain and fear… please don’t forget me

[sapphireh3arts]

please help my friend!

[greelin]

i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months

[eccebitch]

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

[probablybadrpgideas]

You have heard of Doppelgangers, now get ready for the Authentic Grotesques. They use their magic powers to become an EVEN MORE REAL version of you. If anything, you are the impostor.

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[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing