I'm like if a Cat was a Faggot

he/him house cat furry/therian/otherkin. thirty something. dilapidated bisexual. probably somewhere under the ace umbrella too. messaging me constitutes explicit approval for me to share the DM if i so wish. if a bullshit disclaimer like this works in a EULA it works here.

[pussypopstar]

can I come over and look at you like this

[miamaimania]

Lymantria sp. ◆ Erebidae, Lymantriinae — Those antennae can detect a single pheromone molecule

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mmm-monke-2022]

small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts

i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now

[skeletonsdotcom]

[animentality]

[makefile-dot-in]

[teaboot]

Late for an appointment this morning because my beautiful son child stole a wrapped and bagged bologna sandwich containing roughly 300% his maximum safe sodium intake out of the lunch box in my backpack while I was on the shitter and refused to spit it out

[teaboot]

⬆️ Documented evidence of my sweet and perfect and beautiful firstborn son furiously defending his hard-won right to shit his brains out

[teaboot]

Had to draw

[captain-price-returns]

Trump bombs at the WHCD: "The other day a senator I knew got a text from his wife. She said, 'When you get home, I want to have you immediately come up the stairs and make love to me.' And he said, 'I can't do both.' You know? Haha. In other words, haha, you can't go up the stairs and make love. Does anybody get that?…In other words, he can't go up the stairs and make love. Too old. You know?…Does anybody understand this stuff?"

[psychuan]

jesus fucking christ he's stealing jokes from roy chubby brown now. 🫩

[painedpuppet]

hi everyone, puppet again, terminated for the 7th time in 7 days while it was sleeping.

as always, it and its partner are homeless and disabled trans women living purely off donations from tumblr as they keep terminating us both every single day, and we still badly need support as we're going to be fully on the streets again in less than a month. please keep reblogging this aid post, and its paypal is here. anything would be greatly appreciated. and if anyone in Seattle can give us a place to stay, we dont have much time..

remember: puppet loves you! come play ok?

[divine-dragon]

Offering Received: a lifetime subscription to the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirety... [etc, etc] (#891)

very buttonful games are pretty hard to play with their paws, but they're having fun fishing!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

in hindsight, growing up as an aromantic person who didn't know aromanticism was a thing...it woulda been really easy for me to assume that something was wrong with me, that I was "broken" or "missing" some piece of humanity.

luckily I was autistic, oblivious, and had a huge ego. it literally never occurred to me to frame it as a "me" problem. i just thought every single person i knew was a dumbass

[panic-at-the-aromantic]

redstonedust AND biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist are aromantic??? are all the famous tumblrinas aromantic??

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

OKAY LISTEN

[samshepard]

The concept of this concept originating somewhere that isnt england

[samshepard]

[toskarin]

thinking again about how douglas goodall introduced himself to the MW modding community after nearly two decades to ask a question about keeping his lore compatible with fanwork based on it

[afropiscesism]

trying this again; black trans and disabled, trying to get on disability while unemployed but needs help on back rent and utilities. donate if you’re able, please share if you can’t 🤍

https://cash.app/$Avibb

https://venmo.com/u/avibb

https://www.paypal.me/avibbk

pls ask for z*lle if needed

0/400

[afropiscesism]

First pic is my landlords, second is my bank account, i could really use a miracle right now bc i fully owe utilities now too

[afropiscesism]

303/400

🤍🤍🤍

[politijohn]

Source

Slavery…

[theconcealedweapon]

"Slavery was so long ago. Get over it."

Slavery is literally happening now. Police never stopped being slave catchers. People are supporting it now just like they supported it then.

If you support ICE, you would have supported slavery, because ICE is slavery.

[shuihuzhuan]

[badaxefamily]

There's so much going on here, I love it.

Just the idea of talking to one's own FFXIV character

Instead of having an outlandish fantasy glam the character is dressed more or less like a normal human being

The character is a Lalafell

The Lala is scaled correctly

The seat the Lala is sitting on is indented as though their weight is actually there

Whatever's going on in that painting

[chellustrates]

been a minute but i missed my little guy