I'm like if a Cat was a Faggot

he/him house cat furry/therian/otherkin. thirty something. dilapidated bisexual. probably somewhere under the ace umbrella too. messaging me constitutes explicit approval for me to share the DM if i so wish. if a bullshit disclaimer like this works in a EULA it works here.

[pussypopstar]

can I come over and look at you like this

[vrabia]

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

[vrabia]

set construction: $800

cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eats

fake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nuts

editing: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks

[vrabia]

update when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was like

anyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.

[thatluckybear]

Markiplier is selling a blockbuster movie the same exact way I handled selling music for my band in high school lmao.

[coco6420]

at what age does it start sounding wierd to call your baby "it" ?

[imjunebitch]

none. #it/itspronounsbaby #wokebaby #hellyeahwokebaby

[skeleion]

A little Sybil, as a treat 🥰

[okibadesu]

[okibadesu]

I'm heading back to my parents' place starting today, so this will be my last illustration for this year. Next year is the Year of the Horse in Japan. From the snake to the horse—how cute, right? Thank you all for looking at my illustrations this year. I'd be happy if you'd keep looking at them next year too.

[okibadesu]

Sorry for the delayed reply. I'll get back to you soon!

[okibadesu]

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn't have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

[auroroboros1]

yeah that tends to happen when you remove characters from media. without characters its all just background. i guess movies set in scenic locations would still land as kinda nature docs but even then

[dragongirlsweetie]

it only happens with the simpsons

[auroroboros1]

this same criticism could be applied to nearly any media ever.

[dragongirlsweetie]

it's just the simpsons. are you a troll?

[galarpokemonclinic]

This grumpy lady was very vocal in her options about being sheared this early in the morning (ft Sol for moral support) XD

Make sure to peel your Wooloos so they don’t overheat this summer :):)

[moiyablochki]

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

poor, disabled, in need of support

Hi, I'm TDF and I'm physically disabled and living under the poverty line. My income adds up to about 1/3 of the local minimum wage.

I am stuck in bed almost all the time because my physical health is so bad, and I have expenses nondisabled people don't.

Currently my biggest concern is food and toiletries, including a new mouth guard.

I'm very sorry to keep begging, and I feel awful about it, but I need help.

Please, can any adult who is financially secure help me with a dollar towards groceries, or even a whole box of protein bars?

link to walmart cards (for groceries/toiletries etc): https://www.walmart.com/giftcards/

link to food/necessities list: https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/19QO1LMKKHQ3A

my email is thatdiabolicalfeminist at protonmail dot com

I'm extremely sorry to ask, and I appreciate your understanding!!

🌤🌈🌳

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

would any financially secure adult be willing to help me with $5 towards food this weekend?

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Hi I'm so sorry to keep asking but would anybody be willing&able to help with $5 towards food or a fan?

The weather is starting to get warm here again and we had to throw our fans out last year due to asbestos contamination.

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

thank you to the person who sent $50! and the person who sent peanut butter and a 4 pack of tp!!

I'd love to get both food AND a full size fan this weekend, if any financially secure adult feels like making my Pride wish come true? 💖🥺🙏🌈

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

still hoping for help if anybody who can safely afford it is willing 💖💖💖

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

blease? 🙏 anything helps!

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

so sorry to keep reblogging but im still in need of help

🔌🥫🧴

[i-am-winterborn]

This pride month help a disabled trans woman

Bills are due on the 10th im short and still havent hit a goal in months

ssi is a long process and i might loose food stamps soon. please anything helps

25/400

Venmo: Transgirlmagic

Cashapp: https://cash.app/$winterborn00

Dm for paypal

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

alright guys. time to vote on which symbols to use for the pride buttons.

which symbol goes with the rainbow flag?

ionizing radiation

hand crush

health hazard

Remaining time: 17 hours 54 minutes

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the wlw flag?

gear crush

submerged objects

Remaining time: 17 hours 55 minutes

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the mlm flag?

press brake crush

surf craft area

Remaining time: 17 hours 57 minutes

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the bi flag?

body crush

hand crush

Remaining time: 17 hours 58 minutes

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

which symbol goes with the pan flag?

non-ionizing radiation

high surf

moving blades

Remaining time: 17 hours 59 minutes

[rui-cifer]

The Qanon people absolutely won the culture war, by the way, and all of you deeply impressionable yankees helped them win.

[rui-cifer]

Just as how Satanic Panic of the late 20th century was actually about women entering the workplace and the evils of the Daycare that allow the women to be able to work hidden behind the rhetoric of Protecting the Children, the "Kill a Pedophile" branch of Qanon (by far the most popular) has been about rallying against sexual minorities in public spaces hideen behind the rhetoric of Protecting the Children.

It is a deeply reactionary current of yankee culture and every single one of you that participated in demeaning LGBT+ ppl being visible in public spaces or Protecting the Children from Travis Scott/Balenciaga/Wayfaire helped it penetrate the mainstream. This is true for unquestioningly pushing around whisper campaigns targeting LGBT+ people, especially trans women who are targeted disproportionately by these people. Every time you participate in pedojacketing a trans woman, you're essentially just your reactionary parents banning D&D from public library that you've sworn you'll never become, but with pride flag patch on your denim jacket this time.

[rosepaya]

[the-wolf-and-moon]

NASA Travel Posters Where Will You Go On Holiday?