I'm like if a Cat was a Faggot

he/him house cat furry/therian/otherkin. thirty something. dilapidated bisexual. probably somewhere under the ace umbrella too. messaging me constitutes explicit approval for me to share the DM if i so wish. if a bullshit disclaimer like this works in a EULA it works here.

[pussypopstar]

can I come over and look at you like this

[reddit-eco-plus]

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La saga des yaourts de r/rienabranler

[taydivorce]

*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

[yaldabaothadeez]

These crow lady comics, that I can only trace to “some anon on 4chan”

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[beemakescreations]

HAPPY WORLD BEE DAY!!!

You ever get so bored you turn yourself into a Bee?? Yeah I had to make this my whole thing being Bees and such. Can’t believe I can finally be a Bee?!

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[fontseeker]

"The News" is in Manuscript Capitals (1972) [Daylight Fonts · Fonts In Use]. They used an upside-down M for the W.

"VIsitors from Within" is in ITC Bauhaus Demi (1975) [Daylight Fonts · Fonts In Use].

This one's in Microgramma (1952) [Daylight Fonts · Fonts In Use · Identifont].

"The Zetetic" is in Ringlet (1882) [Daylight Fonts · Fonts In Use].

"Strange Times" matches the free font Blobs (2003?) [dafont.com]. Either Blobs is a digitization of an earlier font, or this logo isn't actually from the early ufology scene.

[cute-catts]

Cats logic 🤷🐱🐈

[purplesaline]

It's not that kitty is saying she can't make the wheel go. Kitty is saying she wants to do the wheel WITH her person. Much the same way many cats won't wat unless their person is eating at the same time.

This is a request for social togetherness and it's incredibly sweet

[hydok]

My walking desk is right next to the cat wheel, and during the workday as I'm walking and answering emails or whatever, Senpai will hop on the wheel and trot along with me while I'm walking so that we can walk together.

[wildestlovers]

embarrassment is the cost of entry.

if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

[pangur-and-grim]

getting rocks thrown at you until you die is just part of the process. you can walk it off

[strawberry-seal77]

he's ready

[oidial]

you mihght hate me Xx//IH8Animatrz//xX but i wont hate tyou. get drawed.

[homophobla]

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

[phoenix-theurge]

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

[dirty-noona]

As a Native Hawaiian, 1) I thought this happened everywhere, 2) ofc we can levitate coconut milk

[thyrell]

no more compromises every member of the us military needs to die even the ones behind desks doin paperwork

[thyrell]

if you got any family members currently deployed in active duty go to their crib and just start taking shit. doesnt matter where doesnt matter if they just sit by a phone all day in san antonio texas that nice couch is yours now

[slipping-into-madness]

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I've invented a cognito hazard for lizard therians (tattoo idea I had)

[rambrandt-the-painter]

Ngl the idea of painting this on myself is driving me a little nuts... why have I never tried body art

[kytober]

The first time I had scales painted on me for anthrocon, I was SO reluctant to wash them off. If you have the opportunity, paint some on the back of your hand so you can see them move with your skin. It's unreal.

[rambrandt-the-painter]

I won't lie, I haven't even done it yet and I already feel like my life has changed

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[metallicumbrage]

Beast (x)

[mr-deep-downer]

“are you fucking a tumblrina again” first off god forbid I do anything and second she lives 40 minutes from me let me have this.

[durn4h]

Lmao this dude is fucking a tumblrina again

[mr-deep-downer]

yours lives on another continent

[durn4h]

[mr-deep-downer]

[captain-price-returns]

[vonkarn]

FAT 👏 TAIL 👏 👏  FRIDAAAYYYY  👏 👏 👏 👏 👏