I'm like if a Cat was a Faggot

he/him house cat furry/therian/otherkin. thirty something. dilapidated bisexual. probably somewhere under the ace umbrella too. messaging me constitutes explicit approval for me to share the DM if i so wish. if a bullshit disclaimer like this works in a EULA it works here.

[pussypopstar]

can I come over and look at you like this

[notkatniss]

taylor swift would release a 30th special edition of the tortured poets department to block the vampire lestats spot on the billboard chart and within 24 hrs travis kelce would go missing

[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

[imjunebitch]

if you assume a trans woman is going to top because of her genitalia start running. I am coming to get you.

[imjunebitch]

if you assume a trans man is going to bottom because of his genitalia start running. I am coming to get you.

[imjunebitch]

if you assume a nonbinary person is going to fill some sexual role because of their genitalia start running. I am coming to get you.

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[thatwizarddyke]

evergreen tweet

[captain-price-returns]

A real page on the White House website

[free-and-to-none-accountable]

The American century of humiliation is goin great 👍

[octaviaabadassblakee]

I need fat female characters in tv whose weight is inconsequential. It means nothing to the story.

She's fat and gets the guy and no one bats an eye.

She's fat and the hottest chick in the sorority and that's normal.

She's fat and an actress and she gets good roles.

She's fat and she's funny and she has character depth and growth.

She's fat and the main character and no one mentions her weight once.

I'm fat and my weight doesn't play a part in my day to day conversations, or plans, or friendships. Why can't I have that on tv?

[s-nnoh]

someone made a website where you can declare your favorite pokemon & why. let's all see if every pokemon is someone's favorite... Together

[sonicxshadowgenerations]

:) every pokemon is someone's favorite

[roookspirit]

commission

[touhoufan3]

The 2nd drawing is on one layer btw. This shit easy.

[32rabbitteeth]

Kerfur please, my servers...

[chelshiart]

jdjhfhehf so uh i blacked out for an hour and a half in the midst of thesis stress, and this was in my iPad when i woke up???? anyone else want to see ryan gosling on the show? lol

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[jregular]

girl: babe come over

boy: I can’t I’m having a threesome with an older couple

girl: my parents aren’t home

boy: I know

[divine-dragon]

Offering Declined: Oh dear! Someone switched the offering box with a mimic! (#845)

a monster inside town? can't have that!

[punkitt-is-here]

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

[totally-cis-offical]

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

[anarchistmemedistro]

DeFlock

Find license plate readers (LPRs) near you.

[i-suggest-piracy]

i have a suggestion